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Mystery Hair

That abnormally long and thick rogue hair that appears on your **** (*insert chin, neck, cheek, shoulder, nose, etc) only a day after you checked last. Most commonly complained about by women, and most commonly pointed out by a third party when you are least likely to have tweezers handy. Don't even both trying to pluck them with your fingernails...they're virtually invincible.
Sitting in a cab on the on the way to a formal event, the victim's most critical friend looks over and notices an "eyelash" on said victim's chin. With a delicate brush of her finger, critical friend attempts to dust it away, only to be met with spiny resistance. With a maniacal laugh and inability to hide her pleasure, critical friend declares "OMG, you've got a Mystery Hair!". The victim's face pales as she realizes there are no tweezers in her tiny, formal clutch.

(aside: Victim obsessively touches it throughout the evening, only to wake the next morning with the mystery hair twice as long and a small patch of acne).
by overanalyzer November 28, 2012
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Shark Hair

Hair that stands up like a shark fin, usually in the morning after going to bed with wet hair. Similar to Bed Head
Hey Dad, you have got great shark hair this morning.
by papa_eos August 4, 2012
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showing hair

Showing hair, to show hair: verb meaning to exhibit courage and/or expertise under pressure. Originally this was surfer and biker lingo from the mid-20th century, and relates to the era when it took a certain amount of daring for a man to wear his hair long.
'Nick's all talk. You'll never see him showing hair.'
by anarcissie August 9, 2013
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K-hairing

When you try to tell your girlfriend what your feeling, but instead of listening she just says K and plays with her hair as if it was more important.
I can't even talk to her anymore, it'd be one thing if she didn't care, but this is even worse.

What's she doing man?
She's K-Hairing the entire time without even looking at me.
by Sy23 April 17, 2012
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simple-hairing

The act of making a blunder, making a mistake, but in ridiculous way.
The word takes its history in russian language where the verb "опростоволоситься" was originally an act of occasional showing your hairs to strangers, which was welcomed in times of ancient Rus'. Later this verb became a synonym of making of ridiculous mistake.
- Hey, John, this beauty is seeing that you're staring at her. What a simple-hairing!
by sashagerm October 23, 2023
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Calvin's Hair

A phenomenon that occurs under Calvin's hat. Its existence is unknown and is rumoured to quite literally be nothing.
What's under Calvin's hat?
Calvin's Hair.
by funnynumber6969696969 May 3, 2023
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