Jockin' My Goose

1) To bother someone

2) To joke with, similar to "pulling my leg" and "pulling my dick

3) Another term to say hand/blow jobs

1) Person 1 - "Dude, you suck at skateboarding!"

Person 2 - "Man, stop jockin' my goose"

2) Person 1 - "Yo she blew me and i came in her eye!"

Person 2 - "No way man, are you jockin' my goose?"

3) "She jocked my goose last night. it was awesome"

by BiGMaQ October 16, 2010

Sloppy-Toppy gooseneck

Head is so satisfying that you honk like a goose and shit out your ass

Ashton gave me that sloppy-toppy gooseneck last night and I was honking all night.

by Ivaclit11 August 19, 2019

Silly Goose

Someone who is silly and goose-like.

Me: Lola! She's so silly and she's so goose-like. Do you know what that means?
Mom: she's a silly goose!

by AxFxB August 29, 2017

goose cock

a dumb ass drunk often trying to fight or rape his friends to compensate for being rape by Canadians a smart ass know it all

Man goose cock got all drunk and tried to rape me in the woods

by Page Master June 21, 2011

Gooselips

The soft, chubby mound that makes my hard salami quiver as I insert it in her wet, craving cunt.

I cant wait to munch on Erica's gooselips and prove i am more of a man than MIKE SENIOR..The Flight Attendant!

by Wilt Chamberlin's Penis Lives on My Groin! September 18, 2003

gooness

The female variation of the goon, defined as one of two things:

1. a stupid, awkward, tactless person
2. a redneck, roughneck, hoosier, or some variation thereof

Damn, man. You see that trailer park girl over there? She all done up like a gooness.

by Lil' Debbie July 31, 2009

goosenecking

when you are half asleep and you begin to nod off, your neck attempts to hold your head up but your head just flops around.

Look at Jon hes goosenecking it again!

by jojo on the go go July 29, 2012