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goon nugget

someone who is a goon or also defined as "not real"
person 1: bro that kid in my class is such a goon nugget
by smartysmartie223 April 16, 2023
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Gooning

The process of "Edging" (masturbating without climax), for hours or days, until a trance like, zombie like state is reached.
Dude I thought it couldn't get any crazier than edging, then I tried gooning. And bro, that shit had me like a zombie for a solid few hours
by Lickmyballs888 May 28, 2024
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Time-Gooning

The act of using the mystic arts in tandem with the Time Stone to endlessly goon.
Yo bro, I've been Time-Gooning with the Ancient One.
by MoistureGorilla January 13, 2025
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street goon

A motivated criminal apprehension specialist typically (but not always) on the 2nd shift or 3rd shift of a police force's patrol unit. Engages with the community hourly, gets involved, and builds bridges by jumping over fences and taking down thugs. A Street Goon protects the community first then asks/answers questions later.
Rochelle: that bald white patrol cop looks like Mackey from The Shield and has a really mean-looking resting face. I do not know if he is a good cop or not.

JaQuan: he is a good cop: he's what we call a Street Goon. When he's not sleeping, cooking 8-egg+rice+tuna burritos, and benching weights ín his garage between shifts he is protecting our ghetto-ass hood. He is the quintessential Dennis Rodman of police officers--the garbage man that does the dirty work nobody else wants to do.
by phbl February 5, 2025
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Goon Coin

Originated from the term gooner. This coin holds extreme value to those who master in the art of gooning. The more Goon Coin one holds, the more aura they obtain. Its is particularly valuable to those who practice Judiasim and have Indian descent.
Xerathion has so much Goon Coin!
by dannymanandhar September 9, 2025
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Goblin Goon

Giant sized body. Goblin sized brain.
by JackCheeze April 21, 2025
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Moral Goon Sesh

An average goon session but you only goon to moral porn
“No JaidenAnimations porn at the moral goon sesh)
by RaindropsOnSkin November 22, 2024
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