Gooch

a funny name for a vagina. can also be used for comedic effect for any genitalia. usually shouted.

tash: your a gooch!
danny: *goes to grab tash's gooch* GOOCH!

by dddd04 December 7, 2009

gooch

The vaginal fluids of a woman, collectively

In the empty theatres following the showing of 50 Shades of Gray, there were discovered cucumbers covered in gooch.

by AJ Deadshow December 7, 2021

Gooch chat

The craziest fucking group chat ever known to man where shit you can’t even imagine happens.

Dude 1: Dude there’s no fucking way, check the gooch chat
Dude 2: WTF, THERES NO WAY

by 7916372 April 18, 2020

Gooch beef

A jar of bovril stashed down your underpants, used for sneaking into events and enjoying a beefy treat.

Mike, hand over the gooch beef I'm gagging for a drink!

by Smoisty June 17, 2025

gooch tax

A wild molesting of a person's gooch ( the area between the asshole and balls)

Why did you break my mom's vase? I'm going to gooch tax you for that!

by SavageBoi2020 February 18, 2024

Liquid Gooch

The liquid that secretes from between your balls and asshole.

I licked on that liquid gooch

by SERP-SORROW January 7, 2025

Louisiana Gooch Tickler

Generic name for a cryptid where they do a state name and two other words that don't make much since

Dude have you seen the Louisiana Gooch Tickler shits crazy

by Tamji February 8, 2024