Gooch Globbler

When you are the opposite gender of the female and your ass starts to sink up and you somehow get the urge to eat all the "Gooch" in your ass.

Yesterday I pulled a "Gooch Globbler" at your moms house

by Walter bic November 18, 2020

gooch hammer

A weird or odd person, also meaning a dumbass person or stupid idiot

Hey, have you seen the one guy who sweats a lot ??

Yes, I saw that gooch hammer in room 221!

by Goochhammer101 February 22, 2022

Gooch clapping

The act of clapping one’s gooch.
When’s somethings so satisfying that clapping your own hands isn’t enough.

Bob: “Oh my god that was so exciting!”

*claps gooch*

When someone shows you their yitties.
(Gooch clapping)

by Boob the gooch clapper January 22, 2022

Gooch Taunting

When you spill a beverage on your shirt

My mom always yells at me for gooch taunting my new shirts.

by SaverOfHumens March 24, 2010

Gooch queen

Gooch queen, formerly known as "Gridlock" from the hit game rainbow six siege is crowned the "Gooch queen".

racist 1: who the fuck pick the gooch queen?
racist 2: do you mean "Gridlock"?

by sveski May 06, 2023

gooch sodomy

I don’t fuckin know, Walker wont tell me.

Ex. If you don’t stop reading about gooch grease, you’re gonna learn about gooch sodomy

by SpaghettiHorse69 June 05, 2023