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n. A fortuitious or entertaining event.
Remember when I got drunk and convinced the Germans were after me, and you guys had to tie my legs up until I kept screaming for a medic? That was a GOODER!
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Get the gooder mug.The scientific medical diagnosis’s, affecting predominantly the brain. Its a syndrome consisting of several known symptoms. You may call and classify a person as a Goober if they fit 3 or more listed symptoms.
Symptoms are as follows
.Completely Retarded for large periods of time
.Cute as hell(no known reason why or how they do it)
.May dance randomly and
.Likes music from lack of talent singers such as Michael Buble(bub-ble)
.May be anoying i.e. enjoys waking you up, poking you. ect
.clumsy(drops things, puts non refrigerated items in the fridge, has difficulty cooking simple food like ravioli(maybe even cant get into pan)
.cute smile
.very affectionate
.leaves funny voicemails, myspace, or facebook comments.
If you know anyone who has 3 or more of these symptoms you must be advised to promptly call them a Goober and refer them to Ubrandictionary.com for further proof of their ailment.
Symptoms are as follows
.Completely Retarded for large periods of time
.Cute as hell(no known reason why or how they do it)
.May dance randomly and
.Likes music from lack of talent singers such as Michael Buble(bub-ble)
.May be anoying i.e. enjoys waking you up, poking you. ect
.clumsy(drops things, puts non refrigerated items in the fridge, has difficulty cooking simple food like ravioli(maybe even cant get into pan)
.cute smile
.very affectionate
.leaves funny voicemails, myspace, or facebook comments.
If you know anyone who has 3 or more of these symptoms you must be advised to promptly call them a Goober and refer them to Ubrandictionary.com for further proof of their ailment.
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