goon cave

A poorly maintained, cluttered room/living quarter where a goon/gooner spends most of his time mainly endulging in activities such as watching porn and mastrubating. A goon cave inhabitant is an individual with poor hygiene and social skills wich the state of his disgusting goon cave tends to reflect.

Darnell: Ayo Jimmy was supposed to join us on this here fishing trip. But ever since he got internet he don't leave his goon cave no more!

Cletus: Yep.. Ol' Jimmy has no valuable life skills, just 'turbatin and watchin porn all day every day up yonder in that

smelly goon cave of his.

Darnell: yup.. lord have mercy.

by Sundown 6 April 30, 2024

Goon Scoop

The sexual act in where a goon nigga with a bucket of ice cream and a spoon, scoops ice cream into a girls ass and proceeds to eat it.

Yo, nigga i goon scooped my girl last night.
Did it taste like chocolate, I gotta try it!!

by Voizdev August 26, 2021

gooning

A way of pleasing/masturbating to yourself

Me and my buddy zachary horgan were gooning to eachother all last night

by anonymous January 31, 2025

Gooning

Gooning is a sexual technique where you run things on horny autopilot trying to avoid getting boinked and losing the edging streak.Usually done while watching anime waifus.

Historically used for males but a new generations of female gooners have risen on erotica and otome games.

He is gooning over anime girls.

She is gooning over Caleb from love and deepspace

by ohioskibidiboo February 3, 2025

flicker goon

I don’t fucking know ts just released

I can flicker goon for 7 seconds

by hxrlem May 22, 2024

Price goon

A girl with a lopsided lobster booty.A boy with a bald headed that you want to smack.

what a price goon.

by Goon4Life🥶 August 5, 2019

goon nugget

someone who is a goon or also defined as "not real"

person 1: bro that kid in my class is such a goon nugget

by smartysmartie223 April 16, 2023