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Guerrilla Gardening

Planting edible plants in spaces designated for shrubbery and otherwise useless foilage. Apartment complex gardens, public parks, and golf courses are excellent targets.
Anywhere nature is being forced to "look pretty" rather than be useful is a good place for some Guerrilla Gardening.

I got sick of seeing nature constrained to human aesthetics so late last night I went out guerrilla gardening.

Guerrilla gardeners plant crops anywhere hedges are groomed or where inedible plants are contained in zones.
by BossJ August 2, 2020
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garden scapes

A shitty game with shitty mobile ads that show jackshit about the actual fucking game.
Also there is this fucking bald cunt in it who is just all around creepy and deserves to be killed in the most painful ways possible. Boiling alive anyone?
garden scapes ad:"HELP HIM ESCAPE THE FIRE"
you: No fuck off let the bald fucker burn
by Harald_Hardrada September 20, 2021
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Urban Gardening

When using whole carrots as butt plugs your partner uses the leafy top to pull them out. Any topped produce may work.
I’ve never been on a farm, but got to do some Urban Gardening with this lady I met at Whole Foods. Great harvest.
by ducksmauler February 3, 2023
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Jimmy Garden

Jimmy Gardens are curry lickers and have 1 inch willy (usually love licking peanut butter of their dad’s nipples)
I saw a Jimmy Garden

What a fatneek
by Jimmy garden October 6, 2020
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Mathamtaticus Gardener

A mathamatical gardener who once worked for the king of athena. In the land of the gods.
And the Mathamtaticus Gardener saw athena and swiftly offered his head but he was rejected intimately.
by Henry broice September 21, 2021
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Olive garden orgy

A sex party with several hot olive garden hostesses
I'm about to head over to the olive garden orgy after work
by D Flawless July 19, 2022
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Snoop's Garden Special

Jason, Grace, and Mark met up every Thursday to smoke some Snoop's Garden Special.
by Meskobolts June 2, 2016
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