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Arcadia, Florida 

Arcadia, Florida aka Kadi, Florida, is home to the real goons. People in kadi don't play and are bout whatever. Police in kadi stay trying people but aint getting nothing. kadi might have a lot of mexicans but nobody whos real in kadi likes them. Mexicans stay getting jumped and they money stole.
Come down to kadi if you wanna get yourself jacked.

University of Florida 

Has the largest collection of ugly hicks in the country and 97% of all degrees earned appear to be in dickbag personality theory. Also sucks Florida States large garnet and gold penis in football every year
Guy #1: Hey I just got into the University of Florida?
Guy #2: Dude isn't that the one that's lost to Florida State 4 years in a row in football?
Guy #1: Dammit you're right. Suppose I'll just live in a cave instead
Guy #2: Good choice man

trenton florida 

Is A redneck town where all the hillbillies go to buy Junkyard parts

Junkyard paradise a huge Ford fest
Robert where do we find parts for your F150 Let's go to trenton florida
trenton florida by Redneck junky December 24, 2016

Plantation Florida 

Located in the heart of Broward county also XxxTentacion’s birthplace. Plantation is a Mixing pot of low income to wealthy statutred citizens and influenced by many cultures. neighboring city’s like Davie (where the Yee haws get down), lauderhill, sunrise, and Drakes favorite weston.
Plantation Florida
“No more grabba Leaf in plantation?!? “
*Basically the end of the world for all high school potheads*
Plantation Florida by Bapo March 27, 2019

Smells like Florida 

Any odor that is damp or unpleasant. A rancid egg-like aroma. A sweaty musty smell. If a smell surrounds you and feels like it is penetrating your body and is inescapable then one would say that it "Smells like Florida".
Those boiled eggs "Smell like Florida".

What are you cooking!? It "Smells like Florida", damn!

After I let one rip he walked back into the room and said, "damn, it "smells like Florida" in here"!
Smells like Florida by Ton of Ham January 27, 2010

University of Florida 

A university in florida located in Gainesville otherwise known as "the swamp." It's located in the middle of nowhere and there's pretty much nothing to do? They are the gators and they have not been ranked in the top 10 rankings for college football in years. Their team sucks and they like to tackle each other instead of the opposing team. The students and the fans are a bunch of white trash hillbillies and many of them are inbreds. it is not unusual especially in florida p to be at Walmart and see a redneck with a mullet and only 2 teeth with a gator shirt on. Gator fans are unusually proud of their team but nobody really knows why because there is nothing to be proud of. You will find hundreds of UF alumni at any one of their games and they like to tailgate and get so drunk they won't remember the game because they know they are going to get destroyed. Many of the alumnis are either unemployed or they work at a fast food restaurant, many of them don't have much going for them.
"I hate flipping burgers making minimum wage." Well maybe you shouldn't have gone to the a University of Florida!"