mud flap

Derived from the German word müdflapenzie.

Ich bin ein müdflapenzie

by Toth October 17, 2003

flapcrackers

Any dried secretion about the female genitalia.

"She had a minge like Uncle Albert's beard after a pie-eating contest; I've never seen so many flapcrackers..."

by xine, wielder of the magic hat February 26, 2007

Flap Bagging

When a woman suction cups her flaps to a person or object

Oi I heard Emma went around flap bagging the whole house!

by Dramallana February 15, 2017

flamp

-verb
1. to fart in a sink, and wash it down the drain hoping that some other place will have the stench later. Sometimes stinking the whole house up.

Don't fart here! Go flamp over there.

by Edgar Allan June 29, 2008

flarping

The act of cock blocking a random hook-up... especially when one is desperate and looking to get some.

"No flarping allowed tonight! I'm desperate and haven't gotten any in months!"

by flarpflarpyflarpington November 6, 2009

Farping

Faffing around in Car Parks, or Parking Lots. For some reason, a proportion of drivers are unable to make simple choices about where to park their car in a Car Park. One often witnesses said drivers spending minutes driving around a totally empty Car Park before eventually deciding on which space they want to park in, only to change their minds again. These persistent farpers are a plague on society, but even often superior drivers can occasionally find themselves farping, suddenly unable to choose between two identically beneficial car parking spaces.

The word can also be used to describe people who spend ages and ages perfectly straightening their car in a parking space to no perceivable gain other than it looks slightly neater.

"I hate shopping with you, you farp around so much trying to park!"

"How long has he been straightening that car? He's such a farper!"

"Stop farping about and just park the damn car!"

by Bauul Ben August 4, 2007

flapalapadingdong

when the testicles are longer then the shaft of the penis it is no longer known as ones "man hood" but ones flapalapadingdong

an old usless mans flapalapadingdong

by chilipino February 23, 2009