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fish dumpster

Having sex with a dirty female hobo in a dumpster. Her vagina should smell ripe of fish.
guy 1: 'You know that back alley on 5th street? I totally did a fish dumpster with some hobo chick there.'

guy 2: 'Dude. That's gross.'
by hobo_fisherman August 20, 2009
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fish press

to press ones bare vagina against something. i.e. faces, objects

synonyms: taco press, tea vag
diane passed out and all the girls fish pressed her.
by jonny shingas September 9, 2010
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Fish Squeezer

A person who squeezes the livers and/or various body parts of a fish in order to extracts its natural oils. A fish squeezer is a popular occupation for elderly females.
I applied to become a fish squeezer today for Nature's Own, I hope I get the job.
by Fishy-mcfishfish October 21, 2010
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Fish Off the company Pier

To have sex or casual relations with someone you work with. The consequences are risky; that you will be caught with 'company fish' or potentially loose your job, or just be stuck working in an awkward situation.... but you do it anyway.
"Damn, that boy is hot! Ima hit him up at the staff party!"

"Yeah he is, but I never fish off the company pier. After the last guy, we had a crazy fight in the lunch room later. I learned my lesson!"
by Canadaslang December 27, 2011
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Fish Picnic

The act of orally pleasing a female in a nature setting.
I had a gnarly fish picnic today with my girl because our parents don't leave us alone in our houses.
by BKreutz August 3, 2012
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Fish breathing

Fish breathing is medical slang for a sign of acute respiratory distress when a person gulps in air through his mouth in an attempt to breathe. It's so called because the opening and closing of the mouth resembles a fish periodically sucking in water. It usually means that something in the respiratory tract or the heart has gone horribly wrong (i.e. gunshot wound, multiple organ failure, pneumonia).
"The patient was fish breathing when we found him, he turned out to have a GSW to the left chest with hemothorax. We drained out all the blood and sewed him back up but the injury went septic and he died the following morning."
by Woolie Wool August 29, 2013
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Fish Tuck

When a Drag Queen Tucks His/Her Genital to look like a womans vagina.
by Queen Of Hawaii August 20, 2013
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