Faith

A big fat bitch who is short and ugly and emo. Has a big jungle down there. She also is protective over her boyfriend, and if she’s single she a HOE. She can be bitchy and rude. She usually tends to have a Asian boyfriend. She gets bullied a lot and is ugly af. Anyways she is an ugly ass hoe.

OMG it’s that bitch faith.

by Turnerhoes101 January 29, 2019

Failtard

Someone who fails at life, in general - but also does it in a rather amusing way.

Jen - Dr. Ian Malcolm is easily the hottest man in Jurassic Park, despite now being painfully old and wrinkly..especially down below.

Dan - You're a fucking failtard man.

by Crouchio March 4, 2010

Old Faithful

The action that occurs when a male receives a blow job, then just before reaching orgasm the subject performing the blow job punches the recipient in the stomach, causing violent eruption of bodily fluids and substances from all orifices simultaneously.

The night was off to a good start up until Sally initiated Old Faithful, causing the night to come to a screeching halt.

by sparkyshark July 29, 2008

quote of faith

Similar to a leap of faith. A person uses a word when having heard it used once or being unsure of the actual meaning.

Can be very embarrassing when someone else points out the actual meaning of the word.

Guy1: Did you hear? Bob's got a walk in closet.
Guy2: I wish i had a walk in closet
Everyone: lol
Guy1: Her name's Sally. Nice quote of faith there gay.

by Toothpaste salad June 22, 2009

faith

faith is a type of person that is very lazy and is very cold on the inside. every time you ask them for help the push you off and when they need help themselves they whine like a child. if you have one in your life try to lose it. most toxic person in the world.

guy1- oh whos that she cute.
guy2 - dont even think about it, she the worst!!!
guy1- why?
guy2- shes a faith......

by i hate faith October 18, 2018

Faith

She is a dumb ass bitch that in some serious help She talks shit and can't back it up. She's also very confused about her sexuality . She needs to be put in a psych ward

Male - I think I like her but I don't know her sexuality

Faith - i'm all the sexualitys that Jesus gave me

by Whore$&-&1&- March 9, 2017

Jesus Faith

I liken this to a marriage wit the highest emotions there could ever be...my love for Jesus is bigger than anything else, outweighs anything else, and matters more than anything else. It does not make sense all the time, in fact most of the time it doesn't, it hurts, it makes me angry sometimes, and I want to leave more times than I can count. Yet, there is something that will never let me do that for this is someone and something that I can not and will not live without, and when He says to trust Him even though everything practical is screaming that I am crazy, when everything looks unbelievable and nobody would agree with me and I have no reasonable explanation for my decisions or belief, when I can not even physically see the one I love this much or be hugged by Him or get the answers I beg for at times, when all this happens, yet I know without a doubt I can not have a life without Him and this foundation I base my entire life on no matter how messy it gets, that is JESUS FAITH.

I have no idea what is going to happen, but I do have Jesus faith and that is all I need.

by yousay413 August 19, 2019