Emily

Emily’s are crackheads. They seem crazy and are crazy. They are extremely FLAT! On periodtttt.

I saw someone snorting rockets today.
Wow what an Emily!

by ThiccBooty November 22, 2019

Emily

a teenage girl who’s math teacher is hitting on her

math teacher: hey ur bf seems toxic maybe you guys should break up
Emily: umm no i’m good but can you let me get back to my test

by bug guy November 25, 2019

Emily

a girl who is popular and is always on here phone, shes often a girl with brown hair and is rich. shes a beautiful girl who wants you as a friend.

person 1: omg! emily get off your phone
Emily: let me just check snapchat!
person! ok!

by oooemily2 April 1, 2019

Emily

An Emily is a smart, funny person who hides her emotions. She is very shy at first but when she opens up, she is really loud and crazy (in a good way.) She has the most beautiful blue eyes, and long red hair that she pulls up into a ponytail most of the time. An Emily is an amazing person, and if you meet one, you should be friends with her immediately.

Emily: *sees a bad person crying.
Emily: "are you okay?"

by Poetic_artist April 10, 2019

Emily

Emily likes to hold back the truth. She doesn't want people to know her secret she is like Victoria. She is also very mean and dumb. The only good thing is she likes blobfish.

Eww it's an Emily.

by Baring bot bop April 11, 2019

Emily

I know that Emily is in love with a Kevin Kim. She is a bully and picks on poor souls like Cameron Odham.(btw he is trans). I hope that she stops bullying people and writing mean reviews. She is only cool because she likes blobfish.

Person 1: why is cameron dead
Person 2: Emily kissed him because it is Kevin

by Baring bot bop April 11, 2019

Emily

Emily is my best friend. She is so pretty and she is so kind. Our FaceTime's are the best and we need to do that 10 hour thing real soon. I can't wait until we meet i love you so much, from peach <3

Peach: she's is the nicest person ever.
Other person: it's emily, isn't it

by iMaNiLlUtioN April 28, 2019