edward

An unfortunate hairstyle that, until close inspection, closely resembles a toupée.

Look at that edward, do you think that's his real hair, or is it a wig?

by zorc October 19, 2007

Eduardo

Horribly disfigured seal. Likes to sit on rocks while holding his green bucket. Will take your rock when you are not looking. Often called 'Mr. steal your rock'. Eduardo's are not musically inclined. They try to overcome their tone deafness but all they do is release shitty music. Lives with his mother, who bathes him and clothes him. She usually dresses him in her tights or leggings, and makes his muffin top more predominant than usual. They usually refuse to let go of their crappy vehicles, often attempting to patch things temporarily before they break again.

WTF is that?! Its just Eduardo's car.

Police officer: Looks like the victims crashed their vehicle while listening to Eduardo's music. I heard its so bad it makes you want to kill yourself.

by panda August 31, 2017

Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen is the hot vampire in Twilight, that fangirls all around the world lust for, and even want him to 'kill' them (meaning to make them vampire)

Kathy - OMG!!! I love edward cullen! he's so sparkly and hot! I want him to suck my blood!!

by Ana Tennant February 21, 2009

edward

edward is an extrimely ugly fuked up hermapradite who likes to take it up the ass from mahr who totaly loves it hard core and out of controle!!!

dude i totaly got edwarded just before

by goodsey0 August 17, 2009

edwardo

some one in love with a girl named Kali

He is such a Edwardo.

by chelsely garm June 15, 2008

eduardo

Sucks dick for free is always lieng and never takes a shower however he is bisexual and slep with is own mother

Eduardo is a mess

by BeaSteR447 July 5, 2016

Eduardo Francais

N. One who is Josh.
V. To act is if you are Josh.

Commonly used among those who are in contact with the one known as Josh.

Your dialect resembles that of Eduardo Francais.

by Josh April 24, 2004