Eskibowl brother

A revolting experience described as follows.

A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.

So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.

You've become a kind of an eskimo brother with another brother.

There is no female equivalent.

Eskibowl...Eskibowl brother...

by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2016

eskimo wand

When you poop in a condom, then tie it off and freeze it turning it into a delightful frozen turd dildo.

I heard Tracy got a frosty orgasm from her Eskimo wand Dave made her for Valentine's Day.

by Emtrondon December 10, 2016

Eskil

A person with computer skills and skills overall.

-He have Eskil you know.

by Plen123 December 11, 2016

Eskil

A person who's the best at everything, who knows best and don't what so ever has wrong

- you are so smart!
- thanks
- you are allmost like a eskil

by By a intelligent person December 12, 2016

Eskil

A Guy who often has an extremely small or extremely big dick. Some Eskils are ugly and Short, but some Eskils can be tall, muscular and very handsome.

"Eskil just added Mme on snapchat!"
"Eskil S? Why would anyobe be happy about that?"
" No, I mean Eskil K! The Most handsome guy in our school!"

by Asketill December 12, 2016

Eskilsson

It is the most awsome last namn in history

My namn is Eskilsson

by The gay named Eskilsson December 13, 2016

eskay

He's a pretty cool guy who make youtube videos. He has 300k subscribers and he's 21 years old. SEBBL IS SO COOL

He's so Eskay (cool).

by lucamonster January 4, 2017