Dusty Omelette

Giving an elderly lady cunnilingus. Whilst doing so you get your tongue up as far as you can as if you were trying to make omelettes out of her remaining ovaries.

I gave my grandma a Dusty Omelette.

by Zodiac Killer 1997 August 14, 2016

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Dusty Pink

A vagina that has exceeded 35 years of age.

Happy birthday Belinda welcome to the dusty pink club said Madison, I would still hit it said Josalin.

by The du-de October 4, 2016

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Dusty Mustard Pounding

To vomit stomach bile into and elderly persons butthole (80+) and then proceed to pound the persons butthole via penis or fist.

Hey Darnell! Last night I gave your 90 year old grandfather a good old fashion dusty mustard pounding.

by Sir Battletoad January 30, 2017

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Dusty Maria

The act of wrapping a feather duster around a males penis (or your own penis) and jacking him (or yourself) off.

My girl was on her period so she gave me a Dusty Maria.

by Electronasty October 22, 2017

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Dusty dick

When you put it in an old lady

Tim: yo I fucked Marge.

Phil: nigga you got that old puss

Tim:she’s only 76
Phil: bro you got dusty dick now. Prolly look like baby powder on that shit.

by Boys ain’t shit May 29, 2018

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