dry plunge

When you turn off the water for someone a toilet and flush it so there is no water remaining in the tank or bowl. You then proceed to take a dump in the dry bowl.

-Damn what’s that awe full smell?
- Oh, I just dry plunged the toilet!

by Scro401 December 25, 2020

Dry Lipacuis

Dry Lipacuis is when your lips are so dry they flake and get really hard and crusty and when you pull them apart with your index finger and middle finger it starts bleeding.
Pronunciation: Dri-lip-a-kess

I have Dry Lipacuis

by Millszercoca July 24, 2023

Dry Ridge

A puny, wretched impoverished city in northern Kentucky that is plagued by pillbillies, methheads, and heroin addicts; a place where hopes and dreams die; a place where a dark gray cloud of despair lingers; a place where desperation fills the air so thickly that it cuts the oxygen off from those who live there and their IQ plummets as a consequence.

Person A: Hey, where are you from?
Person B: I am from Dry Ridge, Kentucky.
Person A: Oh, I know where that is! My methhead uncle overdosed in his section 8 apartment there!

by knowitall2191 October 5, 2021

dry tortuga

When your girl's laying on her back but isn't in the mood and won't let you past the shell.

I took her out for dinner and drinks, but when we got back she was a dry tortuga.

by midgetmugger December 7, 2017

Fluffy-dry

Drying off after a shower so thoroughly that your hair is akin to a fluff ball.

I always fluffy-dry after my showers.

by Foxx McLeod April 27, 2020

Dry Creek

No matter how hard a male tries he just can't get a female wet during sex.

Mitch: "Dude, I heard you went home with Beth last night, how was it?"

Ted: "It was terrible, that bitch was such a dry creek I ended up giving her a crispy ninja and left!"

by Tyrant726 September 6, 2011

dry fuckboy

A fuckboy no one likes

"dude, ethan's such a dry fuckboy. like he flirts with every girl but none of them like him."

by omdefine October 27, 2016