Drunk ass shit 

The person who comes already a little drunk and just wants to get mor drunk. They're the loud and clumsiest one.

Example 1:

PERSON1- Kaycee is acting so crazy tonight.
PERSON2- I think she is way to drunk.
KAYCEE- hey guys I'm drunk ass shit.

Drunk ass shit by MrsPAYNE21 June 12, 2015

Drunk one 

A drunk one is the person that says the most stupid things. They are the type of people who are not really drunk but act like it. They can be very awkward and are the most terrible singers. If you know a drunk one approach it with the greatest caution. You'll never know what they'll do.

Girl: OMG that guy is such a drunk one.

Boy: chill dude you don't want to be labeled as a drunk one.

Drunk one by Don't know don't care October 9, 2015

drunk sciencing 

When a drunk person attempts to do science.

I was drunk sciencing last night and things did not turn out well!

drunk sciencing by stickyndrunk November 30, 2015

drunk bum 

When you stick a bottle of vodka in your bum and drink it through your bum.

I was so wasted at Stacey's party after I did the drunk bum

drunk bum by Lolimretarded April 29, 2016

drunk off oxygen 

A poor substitute for "high on life"

He doesn't need drugs, he's drunk off oxygen.

drunk off oxygen by Gok Is Wrong October 4, 2016

drunk lenz 

You get so black out drunk, one wanders away and still gets home at the end of the night

I got so drunk Lenz last night I don't know how I got home

drunk lenz by Get_sum1992 August 24, 2016

drunk off the weed 

When you're so smacked that you frel drunk

*After smoking*

Me: am i drunk or high?
Kelly:no, you're just drunk off the weed

drunk off the weed by AB97 June 5, 2016