diet

a word women use to justify eating obsely.

well i shudn't eat that but i suppose i am on a diet so it doesnt matter

by cath January 31, 2004

diet pepsi

A dark watery substance that tastes like poo, also inferior to diet coke.

Give me some diet coke rather than diet pepsi.

by The One May 13, 2004

Snickers Diet

A trendy diet by which an individual consumes nothing but one Snickers bar per day, then works a 15 hour retail shift. At the end of said shift the individual then goes home and crashes and repeats again until the desired amount of weight is lost. Said individual will lose mass amounts of weight prompting co-workers to ask if they are sick.

Billy Bob: Hey man you look sick; are you ok?

Zoran: Naw man I'm on this Snickers diet and I lost all this weight so it's cool brother!

Billy Bob: You look like Skeletor

Zoran: Alright man, coolio!!

by putthatinyourskilletandsmokeit July 1, 2011

dietz

noun:
someone who is particularly adept at sucking members of other males, oftentimes homosexual; swallows.

adjective:
used to describe someone (either male or female) who is unusually skilled at performing fellatio upon members of the male sex.

Dude dietz gave me the best head ever! He even swallowed all of my clam chowder!

Hey bro, that bitch last night was a total dietz!

by BTKycee Killer February 27, 2009

diet pepsi

a drink that most fat people drink after a big meal and think it will help them lose weight and the drink tastes like crud yet many people like it and it was proven quite a while ago that if you drink to much it slowly dissolves brain cells though for some reason diet comes in more flavors than regular pepsi.

diet pepsi is for fat retards no offence

by phynomonouse January 28, 2009

diet coke

Nickname for nasal snuff.

I didn't feel like taking a lipper so I had some Diet Coke.

by Buck47 April 19, 2006

diet coke

One of the few soft drinks that isn't so loaded with sweeteners it resembles the shit you put in your hummingbird feeder.

"Gimme a Diet Coke. If I wanted anything else I'd chug a bag of sugar instead, it's cheaper and tastes the same."

by Duty August 10, 2004