drunk remoting

The insatiable urge while being intoxicated to watch DVDs or TiVo'd shows and pause, rewind, and comment again and again about the program being watched. Drunk remoters may pause and rewind to ask others WTF is going on in the plot, point out background locations they've visited on vacations, watch scenes over and over again that only they find amusing, spend ten minutes to find the exact frame where a punch misses someone's face, or generally distract everyone else in the room from an otherwise interesting storyline.

(rips remote out of hand) Give me that thing! I'm tired of you drunk remoting. I just want to watch the movie.

Friends who want to stay friends don't drunk remote.

by amarantha10 June 3, 2007

Blindsided Drunk

When a person goes out for a quick drink with a friend and the next thing he knows his one drink turns into five and he ends up completely intoxicated and laid out on a barstool. Typically leads to an unexpected late night despite having numerous early morning engagements.

Bill: Hey Dude, what the hell happened to you last night...I didn't even know you were coming out!?

Brandon: Me neither, just thought i would meet up with Hayden for a quick beer....next thing I know I am totally wasted in the corner with a lampshade over my head! Damn...I havent been that Blindsided Drunk for years!

Bill: Hope you didn't have a Court appearance this morning?

Brandon: Actually I did...I have never showed up for Court that intoxicated and/or hungover.....but my shit still prevailed!

by for real2 August 16, 2011

Drunk and click

The act of playing a point and click game while shitfaced. Originated with a group of streamers on Twitch when one of them decided to have a bit too much to drink and stream some point and click games.

"I wanna play some games"
"You're wasted, go to bed"
"Nahh, time for some drunk and click!"

by Netopirka November 3, 2013

drunk card

being justified the next morning after doing something stupid while under the influence of alcohol.

Mike: Did you smash Vinny last night?

Angelina: i would never touch him but since i was drunk unfortunately he got it in

Mo: that bitch need to stop playing the drunk card

by moe1888 October 20, 2010

flaming drunk

The state of being so intoxicated, that you can't do anything straight (can't see straight, can't walk straight, etc).

Did you just see her smack into that wall? That girl is flaming drunk!

by lurvesmel November 21, 2010

Drunk and nasty

Drunk and nasty means “wanna come over and get drunk and freaky”

boy: wanna get drunk and nasty
girl: yea
(start making out)

by deez nutz fell October 27, 2021

Noah Drunk

Getting so drunk you have to leave class and pass out in the bathroom.

Dude last night Caleb, Noah and I got Noah Drunk.

by The biggest Bo May 31, 2018