don't be a butt fuck

When someone is acting worse than a jack off.

Hey Henry, don't be a butt fuck. Right now, your acting worse than a jack off.

by Relic8 February 22, 2011

don't be pulling that shit

So basically when someone is about to be an actual dumbass

A: I'm about to go bungee jump down the Golden Gate Bridge
B: don't be pulling that shit...*shuck face having ass *

by Silly.potato March 07, 2020

I don't not like it

This is another way of saying that you like something but aren't 100% sure that you will do it again.

Guy #1: What do you think of Guinness beer? Guy #2: I don't not like it!

by JoeyBomm October 15, 2021

Don't Deez December

Redemption month

1: I failed NNN ;(
2: Don't worry man, there is still Don't Deez December

by I take naps November 08, 2021

block don't report

Used on shtwt when people post images of their self harm.

A bio: #shtwt #edtwt || block don't report || I post sh

by JinxJecka June 15, 2023

don't fuck with cats

the internet rule than many listen to, you hurt a cat and post it online? Oops, it looks like thousands of people have all of your personal information and are ready to share it with their followers :0, goodluck!

Cat hater: Look at this! I threw this dumb cat onto a wall
Cat lover: Don't fuck with cats.
Cat hater: It's so pathetic, look at it squeal! LOL
Cat lover: 123 Your street drive, *IP address* *full name* *country* *parents full name* *age*
Cat hater: What?!
Cat lover: I just posted all your personal information online
Cat hater: Oh my god! no!
Cat lover: My followers are coming to your house for a friendly visit... With weapons.

by Kittyferns June 02, 2023

Don't Shave December

Don't Shave December follows the same rules as no shave November, just in December.

Yo it's Don't Shave December, don't shave.

by JM⭐ December 01, 2020