Chocolate Dipped Macaroons

When your nuts get stuck in the shit on your asshole before wiping.

Can anyone grab me a wipe? I've got a terrible case of chocolate dipped macaroons.

by Kerry Thomson October 31, 2016

Denmark Dipping

Denmark Dipping is similar to the act of skinny dipping but set in the icy waters of Denmark. It is a popular option for vacation amongst rich white people during the winter months in America.

While jaywalking is russian roulette to the blind, it is more like Denmark Dipping to the near sighted.

by d-dipper82 January 19, 2019

honeydew dipper

A person who would use a bucket on the end of a rope to dip into a cesspool and remove "honeydew" (raw sewage) to transfer to a container (usually a large wooden barrel) on wheels and remove from premises and dump elsewhere. Late Victorian euphemism. Also, slang for a stupid, unskilled person; similar to a "ditch digger."

He's so unskilled he'd have difficulty finding a job as a honeydew dipper.

by Fasciseus April 1, 2019

lucky dipper

When a guy has cum on he penis and picks up money at the strip club with the tip of his penis

OMG Sam has mastered the lucky dipper

He picked up a note with his tip

by Luck dip October 2, 2019

Dole Dippers

dole dippers are bananas dipped in chocolate and are enjoyed in a variety of flavours. at first after hearing "Banana" you may respond with "What are we, baboons?" but they are very enjoyable snacks, especially for high class apes such as dutention ewitsjoe and statedoctopus. follow them on Twitter. dippers of dole are rated 10/10

"I'm craving a treat"
"Banana?"
"Darling what are we, baboons?"
"Your dole dippers madam"
"Ooo!"
*Advertisement*
"Superb! But what's cacao"
"Darling, diamonds have carats, chocolate has cacao"
*Both laugh*

by statedoctopus June 4, 2020

dirty dick dipper

A man who sticks his dick in just about anything, regardless of smell or if she even has a heartbeat. Usually men who choose the nastiest of mooslop's & by mooslops I mean female slobs.

He has a reputation of being a dirty dick dipper, he tends to dip his dick in to nothing but dirty, trashy smuts & mooslops.

by pootie87 November 18, 2013

vanilla cone dipped in chocolate

When a skinny white boy gives his girl anal and her poop gets on his dick. The slang name comes from when you get a vanilla cone from Dairy Queen and get it dipped in chocolate. It is customary for the girl to lick the guys dick clean following their anal session

Jordan: Yo I just had a vanilla cone dipped in chocolate last night with my fiancé

Jesse: you mean where you did her up the booty?
Jordan: yes it was awesome
Jeff: did she do the customary licking your dick clean afterwards?

by jc92 April 12, 2017