Dildoldo

Used to describe someone who is acting like a dildo.

The monkey who invented AIDS was such a dildoldo.

by Dickhole Smash October 11, 2008

Dildo Pounder

One who uses a dildo so aggressively that it 'pounds' the user's ass cheeks into submission.

Grant is such a dildo pounder, he always complains about anal pain.

by Frank Rosa June 23, 2010

dildojilar

Having the properties of a dildo.

a cucumber is of a dildojilar shape.

by HazardousHap July 26, 2011

dildonic

To be almost as annoying/cancerous ad the bubonic plague

Man Jack was being Dildonic

by RemixModding November 29, 2016

Dildo crusting

Dildo crusting is a term used to describe a dildo being stuck in a woman or mans ass and the person takes a rubber spatula and goes around the inside of their anal cavity attempting to push out the dildo. Therefore "crusting" the anus and pulling out the dildo.

I had to do some dildo crusting after me and my girlfriend tried to be fweaky

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

Dildoid-19

When you freeze the nose droppings of an individual infected with Covid-19 and use them as a dildo.

Carrol lost her dildo! It’s okay tell that bitch to create a dildoid-19

by baileystrum March 24, 2020

sausage dildo

The end result of defecating into a condom, tying it off and using the condom with the shit inside as a sexual toy that gives pleasure.

Look at him, he loves using that sausage dildo.

by Burning Wolf July 6, 2016