Dank Memes

The root of all cancer

Did you hear little Jimmy overdosed on dank memes.

by wAEZTSxdcfgv January 31, 2017

Dank Memes

A dank meme is not just a joke its a way of life. A dank meme is a perfect example of heaven on earth. A dank meme is everything. And everything is nothing.

"dank memes are life Dave"
"dank memes are everything Liam

by MemeAlot August 26, 2017

Hoe Dank

Messed up, wrong, stupid.

1. "This stuff is hoe dank."

2. "That's so hoe dank of him!"

by notsohoedank April 26, 2010

dank memes

totally mind-blowing pictures on the internet that depict hilarious scenes and images. These pictures are measured on a scale of dankness, 1 = scrubby dank meme, 10 = dankest meme in history

Yo, wanna come over and make some dank memes? We could make one of Kim Kardashian's huge breasts.
Dude, my life is a dank meme.

The Dank Frog is the coolest dank meme ever.
I was attacked by dank memes during my dreams.

by ilovedankmemes September 28, 2017

Dank Meme

When a meme is dank its becomes a dank meme

Oh shit a dank meme

by DankMemesAF October 5, 2017

Wicked Dank

A phrase, originating from so far in upstate New York it might as well be Canada, meaning "incredibly awesome" or "insanely cool". This phrase usually comes out as just one word, "wicke-dank. Normally said by people 5'2" or shorter, because once an individual reaches 5'3", they are assumed to be mature enough to abandon this phrase and act maturely. Other activities that are abandoned when an individual grows taller than 5'2" are licking paper and "just wanting to dance".

This paper tastes wicked dank!
Ducks can fly? that's wicked dank!

by 'Jamin92 November 19, 2010

Dank Potion

slang word for a mix of alcoholic beverage such as vodka with sprite, or rum with coca cola. hence the "potion" part. a dank potion MUST be a mix. the potion can vary from 35% to 90 % alcohol content, but no less than 30.

Mackenzie: yo Jordan this dank potion super strong man.
Jordan: i know man really off da hook.

by dankest of dank November 15, 2011