Slave days

On a good slave day there was a slave name israel he woke up out in his shed and saw somthing green he went up to it and smelled it. He called his master and his master said your wroking in the house tonight israel was happy. So one night well master was out israel was making a pie for miss jones the masters wife israel said ooooo miss jone you gonna love this pie then miss jones said you know what els imma like israel said ya yo biggg juicy black dick Israel was scared because miss jones was fatt like a ballon so he ran and ran until he was able to jump a fence a run away and never came back.

Slave days

by The butter killer June 17, 2018

Nate Daly

A Yeety

Wow your almost as yeety as Nate Daly

by Leo Perovics Mum November 7, 2018

Heavy days

When you’re on your rag and it’s the heavy flow days where you always stain your panties.

Hey girl do you have an extra large tampon? I’m in my heavy days.

by Brizna B January 17, 2019

Taylor dalsing

An idiot

Taylor dalsing is an idiot

by Timothy Richard March 2, 2019

The days of the old republic

Used to refer to a time period in the past where things were better.

In the days of the old republic I had much more freedom than I have now

by YuOfTheNight April 1, 2019

Mr Dales

A gym teacher, has a lot of cake, has really athletic sons, and expects a lot, monitors lunch and did I mention has cake

Someone: looks it’s me dales

Mr. Dales: *turns around*
Friend: I didn’t know it was my birthday mr dales giving me all that cake

by Mrs puff October 13, 2019

happy days lad

Can be anything you want it to be. Such as......
Someone standing in dog shit and angrily looking down at his shit stained kicks "happy days lad😒"
Or a lad who has just bummed a stripper and is now spilling the beans to the lads down the boozer......
"happy days lad 😁"

Was bucking this slut up the shiter and when I pulled my bobbies nut out if her back eye I only had a bit of sweetcorn stuck in me japs eye......happy days lad (angry context)

by sookama root ken October 18, 2019