doodley squat

absolutely nothing, same as didley squat

"Red Hot" 1978 song of Robert Gordon and link Wray:
My girl is red hot, your girl ain't doodley squat.

by aaarwin January 7, 2013

Doodlee

A mysterious, cautious, paranoid, and aloof man with captivating looks.

-music taste ranges from playboi carti to alex g/lana del rey and the beatles.
-most likely to get jumped out the whole friend group
-suffers from ptsd
-weed is his bestfriend
-willing to become the next popeyes regional manager
-most likely to become a dictator

Marsha: yo i was talking to doodlee and hes the bomb!

Bethany: i want to be his friend so bad omg! Put me on!

by shzlyabsu March 22, 2023

Wang Doodler

When you have a girl hanging from a fan upside down, while giving you a blowjob. Formally known as the yangtze massacre

I was pipin this bitch and she pulled out a rope and gave me the best wang doodler EVER!

by Condon Nick February 28, 2009

Dick doodled

The act of drawing a dick on someones homework paper when they are not looking. Often with a pen so that they can't erase it.

Wow, did I really just get dick doodled? Miss Joebob will kill me if she sees this.

by Hitlers evil twin November 23, 2010

doodie-dufflebags

a suffix added to a name to show dislike. Means the person is a big bag of shit. Commonly used by children. The only appropriate time to say this as an adult is when drunk and talking to a douchebag.

More effective if it rhymes with the name or creates an alliteration.

Timmy: "Matt Doodie-dufflebags is a piece of shit."
Timmy's mom: "Don't say 'shit', you're twelve."

by screwyou2 February 5, 2010

doodie humor

when someone that you are related to can make anything that is said into a joke dealing with doodie or having to take a doodie. they may also refer to a doodie they have recently taken.

youre eating a king size candy bar..until a family member says that it looks just like the shit they had taken this morning. they then precede to laugh very loudly because they just made doodie humor.

by lilmissfunny July 20, 2010

dooklear holocaust

Sweaty hands, heavy breathing, and a ruptured colon. In short:The aftermath of a severe bowel movement. Environmental damage is very possible and more than likely. Up to and including: Flooding, Wall Splatter, and the dreaded "Olor a muerte" or Smell of Death

Stacy described the aftermath of the Dooklear Holocaust that claimed the 5th floor bathroom, "There were large clumps of fecal matter from ceiling to floor. Olor a Muerte had definitely set in."

by Jadeveon Rico Alouicious January 27, 2014