Black & Decker Blowjob

Receiving a blow job from a vacuum cleaner or masturbating with any other household appliance. Performed with the hose function and sometimes even using added attachments, such as the one with bristles to simulate a certain fetish, the Black & Decker blowjob is usually performed experimentally.

She's been gone for a while so I decided to hook up the carpet hugger and give myself a black & decker blowjob.

Well I got bored so after cleanin the drapes I took the house attachment and gave myself a black & decker blowjob.

by Rapture333 May 10, 2010

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upper decker

take a shit in the top of someones toilet (where all the toilet guts are)

Valerie was so drunk she did an upper decker in her friends toilet at the party, and everyone smelt it.

by valere March 13, 2008

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decked

To get beaten up or to beat someone up.

"You shoulda seen it! I proper decked him!"

by xx tasty xx December 10, 2004

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deckball

A new sport that is played in a simulated zero-gravity arena. A really rough sport in which two teams with seven players go head to head to score a ball, which much resembles a volleyball, into the opposing team's goal.

The Deckball Hall of Fame, founded in 2398 AD commemorated the legends of the sport.

by EvilZach February 22, 2003

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Deckers horse penis

A man with the dick the size of a small elephant, usually tries to brag, and man has yet to create a condom to fit the summer sausage.

Tony: Dude did you fuck her??

Sam: Well kinda...

Tony: What do you mean?

Sam: Well, first the X-L condom only went half way down my cock, then.. My dick was just to big to fit.

Tony: Bull shit.

Harold- man i was playin with myself and realized.. ive got a penis like decker! Deckers horse penis is huge

by afi GR October 21, 2010

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