pickle cruncher

a guy who likes to bang many times a day 24/7 and will eat picklees often the will acatonaly eat otheres dicks

that guy was a huge pickle cruncher oh yah

by joe iwishihadafinger May 25, 2010

Beefy Crunch

When a really overweight girl sits on a guys penis with all her weight (also known as a bone crusher)

Guy 1: Yo, I brought this girl home last night!
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: She gave me a beefy crunch

by sta'bhurst December 26, 2010

dirty conch

Smelly vagina

"oh I have a dirty conch, I'll freshen it"

by babes0987654331 February 1, 2014

blue waffle crunch

When a woman with blue waffle stands above a Portuguese man named Mathew and makes him do sit ups, burying his face in her blue waffle and licking the lips before he returns to the ground.

Mr Vargas swore that his fine dad body was from eating blue waffle crunch and sit ups.

by BGwhskey July 2, 2017

crunch

1.when a joke has been played on a person
2.when a person isnt right but thinks they are
3.when a person is in a wack situation

1.Lataquanesha got her crunch when her baby daddy showed up to her house with his new boyfriend.

by elisha December 18, 2003

conch shell

right after you have sex doggy with a girl, you scream in her ass and hear an echo

yesterday my girlfriends conch shell was so loud, the neighbors heard it

by michael/mclovin November 11, 2007

Conch

only a moron thinks its a pussy
its really a helmet!

Dude: im wearing a giant conch!

by Isaac-s friend May 14, 2003