cum play

when you cum somewhere that isn’t inside your partner and your partner plays with the cum. either licking it up or swirling their tongue around in it.

“I came on my stomach and he licked it up afterward, some of the best cum play we’ve had so far”

by lesbiansandgays May 16, 2018

cum snake

The product of masturbating and ejaculating onto one's bare chest just before passing out, then waking up to peeling and rolling the dried semen off your chest and smoking it.

Guy 1: Why has John been violently vomiting in the bathroom for an hour?

Guy 2: Oh, he totally tried a cum snake this morning.

by Apemeat February 26, 2009

cum blanket

towel favored by a particular man to whipe his jizz on after he whacks the shit out of his chicken

dude, dont lay on that, thats my cum blanket

by 5ki11i0nz0r February 15, 2004

Cum budgie

A slang term for a woman (from the slang "bird") who occasionally relents (or "budges") from an otherwise consistent position against ejaculation in the mouth and/or swallowing.

Rachel Riley was embarrassed for Jimmy Carr's mother when "cum budgie" appeared on the board.

by bityz November 3, 2018

cum cookie

When a group of males get together and all proceed to masterbate and blow their loads onto a cookie. The last person to ejaculate has to eat the cookie. Can be also done in a tournement like fashion.

When we played cum cookie Jim blew last and had to eat the cookie.

by Matt Cheese August 31, 2006

cum gargle

Just as it sounds. Extra points when it runs down the sides of your mouth while you smile and say "ahhhhh".

I took him long and deep until he came in my mouth. I kept it there, met his eyes with mine, cum gargled and he actually came again.

by Kate Charlton December 12, 2007

sad cum

Rubbing one out when you're extremely sad, so the sweet release of ejaculate makes you feel a tad better

Person 1: waaaaah waaaah waaaah waaahh
Person 2: Have a sad cum bb!

by leon2000 October 25, 2014