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Culture

Some bullshit that corporations like to throw around to pretend not to be either evil or incompetent. Either that or they are just blindly copying other corporations lead in newspeak.
Dick: The buzz term was diversity but now it's culture. That's culture bob! Make sure to tell prospective associates about the unique culture here a Low Pay Corp. A new culture better than at Working Associates Off the Clock Inc.'s new culture. I don't know what it hell it means but say it repeatedly and waste at least 45 minutes of their time talking about. We got a memo from the dumbass boss telling us to do so.

Bob: He's running the place into the ground so how can this be wrong? We still pay 7 bucks an hour right?

Dick: That's the culture here.

This culture Bullshit is brought to you by the same people that decided employees are associates. Most people in America that are called associates make well under 10 bucks an hour but some where bullshitters decided to market that they are partners.
by Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. October 15, 2008
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Cully

Whagwan cully
by offliner October 14, 2011
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Tom Cullen

The mentally retarded guy from Steven Kings' "the stand". One of the most awesome characters to ever appear in a book ever. In the movie hes played by the guy who does the voice of Patrick.
M-O-O-N and that spells Kansas- Tom Cullen
by Blind_assassin September 6, 2005
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Culiflies

basically, ass flies. you know when you dont bathe for a long time and flies

start accumulate alongside your crack. or perhaps you dont wipe your ass

correctly and the flies get attracted to your shit-stank. those are culiflies.
gaby: DUDE! you smell like you havent showered in weeks!

anabel: I KNOW! ITS COS I HAVENT!

gaby: w-wait, what WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS FLYING AROUND YOUR ASS CRACK?!?!?!

anabel: aw shit, ive gotten culiflies...swat them off gaby!!!
by amtz420 May 6, 2009
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Cultured as Fuck

This is a common expression for when one out cultures someone and enlightens them as to how the world works.
See ex.
Mollie: "Wow I had no idea that was how it worked!"
Alek: "What can I say, I'm cultured as fuck!"
by Alejandro1414 December 29, 2011
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Culture Crush

An affinity for a particular country/city/society's culture. Usually expressed by learning everything possible about said culture--it's history, language, etc.
A: Man, I have the biggest Culture Crush on Scotland.
by serpentineSiren June 27, 2012
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pola-culo

Quasi-Spanish term for anal sex originated by Rabbi Matt Braun of NYC.
That Goth girl i was with last night didn't say no to some back door action. So I turned her around and...POLA-CULO!!!

so I gave her some pola-culo...
by LodKhyron75 October 7, 2003
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