beav cream

The substance you find in your pubic hair after a long night of sex or masturbation. Vaginal discharge.

Amy had a lot of beav cream after her long night with daddy.

by Monikabishop February 19, 2022

The Boston Cream

The act of placing a donut over the shaft of your penis to invite a messy blowjob. Partner proceeds to mow down

Guy walks into the bedroom… opens his robe to show a donut attired dick..
Girlfriend says …”Oh my… I didn't realize you ordered The Boston Cream tonight”

by Annib March 4, 2022

Cream monster

When you cream on her or him

Your a Cream monster

by VainyBrain May 28, 2021

berries and cream

a short female or male who has a bob style haircut (to the chin length with short full bangs) .

as seen on the starburst commercial.

Girl talking: eww look at what i spot!
Girl number 2: i spot berries and cream!

by EDD N PASQUALiTO YEZZZ July 22, 2009

Man cream

Ya mum sucked ya dad until he squirted his "Man cream" onto her face and down her tits.

Billy sucked his mums penis once she slapped him with it and she shot man cream and a jar down his throat.

by Obey January 6, 2008

cream sandwich

Unfortunately, sometimes during the execution of a creampie, either partner may be too animated, thus causing the erect and ejaculating member to be thrust out of the receiver's love tunnel. In the event of such an outcum (ha), the male can thus save his seed from spilling on the floor by placing it between the girl's buttcheeks. His sex juice will then fill the space between her cheeks to create a delectable delicatessen known as the cream sandwich.

-Ugh ugh ugh oops, oh shit!
-Baby?!
-Don't worry, I still managed the cream sandwich.

by crispy hispy November 9, 2008

cream cracker

Rugby players who are in fact closetted gays,wank as a group onto a cream cracker--the last on to come eats the cracker.

Hiya chaps lets get going with a cream cracker

by roger cole January 17, 2008