Son: Dad, I got my gf pregnant, what do I do, she wants to keep it.
Dad: SOn, it's time I had a talk about the value of condoms, though your face should have been one to begin with.
Son: Uh, nevermind.
Condoms are the best way to protect yourself against sexually transmitted infections (STIs) and unwanted pregnancy. Condoms are a barrier contraceptive made from latex rubber, a synthetic rubber called polyisoprene, or a very thin plastic called polyurethane.
Dad: SOn, it's time I had a talk about the value of condoms, though your face should have been one to begin with.
Son: Uh, nevermind.
Condoms are the best way to protect yourself against sexually transmitted infections (STIs) and unwanted pregnancy. Condoms are a barrier contraceptive made from latex rubber, a synthetic rubber called polyisoprene, or a very thin plastic called polyurethane.
by Slutty ass condom October 1, 2020
Get the Condommug. When a woman forcefully removes your condom during sex and tries to get herself pregnant against your will. Similar to penetration rape, except, as it is a woman doing it, feminists claim it is justifiable and men should "man up" by (presumably) reporting condom rapists to the police, or pepper spraying them in the face.
My girlfriend tried to condom rape me yesterday. I pulled out my can of mace and sprayed her. She called the police and I got 5 years in jail for assault, and got told by everyone how evil I was for defending myself against a rapist.
by Truth-Seeker666 November 19, 2015
Get the condom rapemug. This is a new thing people say when someone does something so incredibly stupid and disappointing to the point where the are feeling to go back im time and stop themselves from seeing that disappointment.
(Or it defines someone's child being a hoe/slut/pornstar/onlyfans creator and actually being proud of that)
(Or it defines someone's child being a hoe/slut/pornstar/onlyfans creator and actually being proud of that)
Some examples of should've used a condom are:
Example 1: someone who enjoys watching skibidi toilet.
Example 2: someone who does something cringe on the internet or irl
Example 3: someone who spreads their nudes online for people to see
Example 1: someone who enjoys watching skibidi toilet.
Example 2: someone who does something cringe on the internet or irl
Example 3: someone who spreads their nudes online for people to see
by King (from seven deadly sins) November 19, 2023
Get the should've used a condommug. is what happens when you have a bunch of shitty friends who wrap contraceptives around your feet as you are blackout drunk. Caution- may cut off blood circulation in the foot area.
by Cay7200 June 14, 2018
Get the Condom Footmug. Person 1 : “ fuck you ! “
Person 2 : “ your parents don’t want you ! Too bad the condom fucking snapped ! “
Person 2 : “ your parents don’t want you ! Too bad the condom fucking snapped ! “
by Kamari 🎀 June 4, 2024
Get the Condommug. by big edwin December 13, 2017
Get the condommug. by Soji77 June 18, 2021
Get the Busted Condom Headassmug.