Condom-plated

When someone means to say contemplated but has a dick in their mouth.

He condom-plated going to the store....*suck* *suck*

by S. Shizzle September 2, 2013

condom using

The act of placing(rolling) a latex or lamb skin apparatus down the shaft of the penis from the glans or head in which keeps semen in and disease out. 99.98% success of preventing pregnancy and imperative when not in a monogamous relationship for the safety it provides against diseases and unwanted pregnancies.

I am going out with that girl we met last week.

There will be some condom using after our date this evening.

by Thewoods September 15, 2016

lead condom

What you blame after you bust an extra watery nut.

'Damn, way too oily'
'A lead condom ruins everything'

by small nuts April 20, 2017

how much cum can a condom hold

a condom can hold maximum one litre of cum.

i cummed 100ml into a condom yesterday!
jessica asked me how much my condom could hold.
how much cum can a condom hold

by yessysir March 21, 2024

condom

A kidnapping device used on very young children. Can be considered also as murder.

Come in a variety of best suited to the *murderer* sorry, user.

Not very fool-proof and if in the wrong hands can lead to 18 years of regret and money-loss.

"Damn that condom"

by Abi Hall October 21, 2018

Condom Sausage

A term used for people that are intellectually stupid compared to you.

John : Hey Mick
Mick : your'e a condom sausage

by x1Hunter1x February 17, 2022

Condom

What your dad forgot to wear.

Emma: you wore the condom... right?
Chad: oh...oh no... OH FUCK

and that how you were made

by poop master on god December 10, 2021