chode

A short fat fucked up penis

James Hunt Has A chode

by James "The Chode" Hunt January 8, 2004

Chode

A penis longer then it is wide.

Thom: "Hey mom, why is my cock so think, but so short??"

Mom: " You have a chode thom, GTFO"

by mynamesbrandonagain September 15, 2009

chode

The flap of skin between a penis and a ballsack.
An insult.

My chode itches. Don't be a chode.

by graffixchic May 20, 2004

chode

Captain and lead character of Sci-Fi's cg show "Tripping the Rift"

Captain Chode is purple with green spots.

by Aria Wild February 9, 2004

chode

A stubby dick that has a greater width than length, most commonly found in a 2x6, 1x4, or .3x1.26579 shape, although there are rare exceptions.

dude1: holy shit shit dude! I gotta tell you somethin.
dude2: what is it man
dude1: i've got the biggest fuckin chode you've ever seen, ask your mom.

by Zeppelinrok75 May 25, 2007

chode-aphrodite

a hermaphrodite that also has a chode

(also: chode-afrodite or choade-aphrodite)

"man, i heard billy was a chode-aphrodite!"
"really? thats sick!"

by caknyoi April 7, 2005

Chode

1. A penis which is thicker than it is long
2, The area between your ball sack and your anus

1. LoL you got a chode
2.My chode is itchy

by Bulldog453 January 7, 2011