Can Opener

The can opener is when the male proceeds to do her from behind and puts both thumbs in her butthole.

I was boning my girlfriend and decided to perform the can opener.

I still smell her ass on my thumbs now.

by Jim lahey69 October 12, 2020

Klan in a Can

What you drink when you need a racism boost.

Terrentino must have had an endless suply of Klan in a Can when he filmed Django.

by viktur February 1, 2013

canned pork

Reference to Spam, but with an internet context, such as a "spam" topic on a forum.

That new user's post was nothing but canned pork.

by Ozzy_Oswalt January 14, 2008

The Soup Can

When you nibble around the entire rim of an asshole and suck the chowder out.

I gave that fag The Soup Can last night, what a queer!

by T.y Durden August 18, 2018

Can man

A can man is someone that likes to take it in the rear by a man named shaq

Brandon is can man

by MonkeyMMan69 January 23, 2021

retardation in a can

1. Kids with the intelligence of the dumbest dog who superglue paper to their eyebrows then proceed to rip it off
2. Anyone below your grade level in High School

"That freshman Is retardation in a can"
-Kid with average intelligence

by aagentxissavage December 13, 2017

The soup can

The soup can is a mainly Canadian term for marijuana and like a bong or pipe is something that you. One of the more rare terms for weed, cannabis, or the devil's lettuce.

Hey man what are you doing tomorrow at 420!?!

Me and my hockey buddies are gonna go hit the soup can!!

by Realsmoker42 September 19, 2017