creamed contact

After receiving blue balls you excuse yourself to the restroom and release your self into her contact case.

Next morning bitch put in her creamed contacts!!

by Stormin Norman November 16, 2015

Scrooche cream

Alcohol based disinfectant liquid used for cleaning the scrotum and guiche (collectively 'scrooche') on long hikes/ walks when soap and water are not available - to prevent unsanitary sweaty conditions in the groin region which lead to infection and consequent unpleasant itching.

Note: Burns.. alot. place liberal amounts on genitalia when cleaning.

Hiker 1 and 2 after entering tent at end of a days hike:

Hiker 1: 'ohhh man pass the scrooche cream, my groin is saturated'

Hiker 2: ' Wouldn't want anything growing down there'

Hiker 1: 'OHHH FUCK. THE BURNNNNNNNNN'

by Jamzig May 25, 2011

The Queen's Cream

To be very good. Similar to "the bee's knees".

That apple juice was the Queen's cream!

by Lester Moonbeam October 13, 2018

berries and cream

a short female or male who has a bob style haircut (to the chin length with short full bangs) .

as seen on the starburst commercial.

Girl talking: eww look at what i spot!
Girl number 2: i spot berries and cream!

by EDD N PASQUALiTO YEZZZ July 22, 2009

Man cream

Ya mum sucked ya dad until he squirted his "Man cream" onto her face and down her tits.

Billy sucked his mums penis once she slapped him with it and she shot man cream and a jar down his throat.

by Obey January 6, 2008

cream sandwich

Unfortunately, sometimes during the execution of a creampie, either partner may be too animated, thus causing the erect and ejaculating member to be thrust out of the receiver's love tunnel. In the event of such an outcum (ha), the male can thus save his seed from spilling on the floor by placing it between the girl's buttcheeks. His sex juice will then fill the space between her cheeks to create a delectable delicatessen known as the cream sandwich.

-Ugh ugh ugh oops, oh shit!
-Baby?!
-Don't worry, I still managed the cream sandwich.

by crispy hispy November 9, 2008

cream cracker

Rugby players who are in fact closetted gays,wank as a group onto a cream cracker--the last on to come eats the cracker.

Hiya chaps lets get going with a cream cracker

by roger cole January 17, 2008