Free Cream

Cream for distribution from the sac of the willing bartered for the cost of nothing.

Free cream for all. Merry Christmas -Dad

by Punkstallionfms January 11, 2020

Cream Blast

To cream into a dudes ass and have them fart it out onto your chest.

Mr Selani got dick fucked in the ass and Cream blasted it onto gridsons chest

by GoGoDaddy69 July 17, 2017

cream inhaler

A (Usually a homosexual) male that swallows another males semen.

Guy 1:What did you do at the party last night?

Guy 2: I swallowed Ricky's load last night, it was amazing.

Guy 1:Wow dude, you're a cream inhaler.

by Pachuka0 December 13, 2020

Pissing cream

Your girl is peeing and giving a blow job

My girl gave me a pissing cream last night

by Smurfasaur November 28, 2018

berries and cream

a short female or male who has a bob style haircut (to the chin length with short full bangs) .

as seen on the starburst commercial.

Girl talking: eww look at what i spot!
Girl number 2: i spot berries and cream!

by EDD N PASQUALiTO YEZZZ July 23, 2009

Man cream

Ya mum sucked ya dad until he squirted his "Man cream" onto her face and down her tits.

Billy sucked his mums penis once she slapped him with it and she shot man cream and a jar down his throat.

by Obey December 15, 2007

cream sandwich

Unfortunately, sometimes during the execution of a creampie, either partner may be too animated, thus causing the erect and ejaculating member to be thrust out of the receiver's love tunnel. In the event of such an outcum (ha), the male can thus save his seed from spilling on the floor by placing it between the girl's buttcheeks. His sex juice will then fill the space between her cheeks to create a delectable delicatessen known as the cream sandwich.

-Ugh ugh ugh oops, oh shit!
-Baby?!
-Don't worry, I still managed the cream sandwich.

by crispy hispy November 01, 2006