crud crack

any crack or orifice that contains stincky body crud. such as toenail crud, bum crud, or poon crud

man that chick must have over 400 crud cracks.

by thoth-amon February 17, 2009

Pleasure Crack

The female reproductive organ. Noun: Vagina

Man, that girls pleasure crack was waarrmm!

by Sexy Blue January 17, 2008

crack jacking

Verb. The act of thrusting a penis betwixt two clenched butt cheeks in lieu of traditional vaginal or anal intercourse until climax.

"My wife had a c section so we can't fuck for 6 weeks. Hopefully, she'll let me do some crack jacking."

by Kickernoc September 6, 2014

crack episode

an episode of a show that usually doesn't have much to do with the main plot and is usually filmed on a set that they only use once. ex: the beach episode in OHSHC

Did you see that crack episode? It was so random.

by xyleenia November 5, 2015

Seal that crack

Have intercourse then turn her around doggy Style then plant the seed then put Glue (or SuperGlue) in her, Finally you have completed "Seal that crack".

Guy 1 : I pulled seal that crack on my wife.

Guy 2 : How was the hospital visit?

by Big_Boy_steve_ August 3, 2022

Ham Crack

The asshole. The booty. The bunghole.

I slipped a digit in her ham crack last night while hitting it doggie. She shot off the bed like one of Kim Jong-un’s rockets. Won’t go try and poke her there again without warning.

by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018

Lame crack

A joke that is lame or that one cracks in a lame fashion. Lame cracks can also be a stupid try hard voice or expression. Usually lame cracks are initiated when the cracker is feeling insecure or nervous. The only one who laughs at a lame crack is the cracker. (adapted from 'wise crack')

Jimmy: Hey man I watched Everybody Loves Raymond last night an it was full of lame cracks.

John: Word.

by Urban definer August 1, 2012