country bear jamboree

An orgy attended exclusively by large, hairy, gay rednecks.

I looked into the barn and saw Uncle Jesse was having a Country Bear Jamboree.

by Someguy9346 December 1, 2013

back country safari

The exact opposite of getting a blumpkin (getting a blow job whilst taking a dump). I.e. getting a rim job whilst urinating.

"Hey I heard you give great back country safaris, wanna come to a urinal."

"Once in a bar I stumbled upon a couple at a urinal performing the act of a back country safari."

by Fried Cable March 15, 2015

water country usa

Often shortened to just Water Country. It is an amazing water park in York County, Virginia. It is the better of the four water parks in Virginia. Although the slides are all immaculate, there is a large population of families with children. One of its rivals, Ocean Breeze, is located in Virginia Beach and sees mostly teens. Although Water Country isn't the best place to meet people of the opposite gender, it is a cool place to hang out during the summer.

Guy #1: Let's go to Ocean Breeze, it's way too hot to do anything else.
Guy #2: No way man, I just got a girlfriend and I don't want to be pushing the limits right away.
Guy #1: Alright let's go to Water Country USA instead.

by HanAssholeSolo August 28, 2017

Cross-Country Skiing

Running in the snow with ski gear on

Person 1: Wanna go cross-country skiing???
Person 2: Yea hold on lemme go get my running shoes and ski gear

by Lynn Bobble April 4, 2019

Summit country day

a school that is usually associated with rich kids. Their whole school contains only about 1000 kids from k-12. The tuition is really high. Mass is extremely boring and all the students can't wait to get out. It is a Catholic school that I forgot to mention earlier. There is one math teacher in the middle school that is very enthusiastic and is not very good at teaching. but its ok and overall the school is fine.

friend 1:do you go to THE Summit country day school?
friend : yes I must be rich

by Rewels June 18, 2019

feminine country twist

Handcuffs on the wall, two lesbians in bed, log cabin, and a dog with make-up on, need I say more?

My gitlfriend and i had hit a bit of a rough patch before I walked in on a feminine country twist.

by Reactosé June 4, 2017

fratboy country music

"Pop" music played on new country radio stations that is sung (not written) by artist who wear skinny jeans, tight V-necks, and other similar "frat-like" clothes who decide to throw on a pair of fancy boots and a fancy looking cowboy hat and call themselves country singers.

Thomas Rhett is a prime example of fratboy country music. His pop song crash and burn came on a country radio station, I puked a little in my mouth and immediately had to play some Jamey Johnson to ease the pain.

by zx04 October 13, 2016