reaching for corn

when someone is sticking their tongue far up your ass as possible
Stephen had his tongue so far up my ass, he must have been reaching for corn.
by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016
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children of the corn

The substance that is created when ejaculate has been unloaded in a rectum ripe with fecal matter.
My girl and I tried anal sex last night, unfortunately she didn't tell me she was constipated. When I finished she farted out some nasty children of the corn.
by bangedupnet July 14, 2010
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corn on the cob

after anal sexual desires are forfilled, you take the penis out, if there is reminances of corn, you make the oral hostess eat the corn, thus inducing vomit and emotional scaring
i made that ho give me a corn on the cob
by paul December 04, 2003
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Horse Corn

refers to something that is unnecessary, silly, or just plain stupid, inefficient, annoying, or absurd.
It's a synonym for bull shit.
The other day my professor said that he was going to give a test on April 20th, that's horse corn.

All the gossip she has been spreading about me is total horse corn.

by trixehobbitses March 26, 2009
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Corn Dogging

When you put on a corn flavored condom, put a corn dog stick up your urethra, and then fuck your partner.
We're from Iowa so we enjoy Corn Dogging.
by En Garde October 17, 2020
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Corn Challenge

A test of the human body to see how capable it is. To do this challenge there is a set of rules one must follow.

Rule 1: Thou shalt eat corn until thy defacates corn from excessive consumption of corn.

Rule 2 : Thou shalt consume corn until the challenge is completed or if the challenge is failed.

Rule 3 : Thou can fail the challenge if one eats foodstuffs that are not corn, if thou skips one meal, or if one throws up. The challenge may NOT be quit on command.

Rule 4 : If ANY of these rules art broken thou shalt be named a "loser."

If one is able to complete the challenge thou art able to brag and must ask one of thy friends to attempt the challenge.
Jeff: Hey Pete, have you tried the Corn Challenge?
Pete: Yeah... Unsuccessfully.
by Double_Dee July 02, 2014
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Corn Shuckers

The technical term for a Homosexual Farmer
"Hey Bill, are there any Corn Shuckers on farmers only?"
by Smiffle July 26, 2015
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