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Choking

The experience that Duke basketball fans go through during the month of March
What the fuck Duke is choking in the tournament for the 7th year in a row.
by DUKEYSUCK March 18, 2023
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Choking the chicken

Dude, that chiick has me loaded so hard that it hurts. I'm going to the bathroom.for a.few minutes and choking the chicken. Back soon.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
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Cooning

The art of taking someone's backpack while they aren't looking, removing all the items, turning it inside out, and putting everything back in.

Typically done when someone goes to the bathroom or is distracted.
Alex: "Quick, coon Aidan's backpack while he's in the bathroom."
James: "Cooning is so easy, it's like stealing candy from a baby!"
Aidan: "Are you fucking kidding me, I've been coon'd!"
by HoChiSock May 17, 2023
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Choking

Choking is when you anticipate an incredible performance but actually fail miserably. Everyone expects you to win but you choke, you are a loser.
Reece Walsh makes his state of origin debut tonight, he will be choking. QLD players love to choke in big sporting moments.
by kalumbwc May 30, 2023
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Corking

When during anal sex your partner begins to defecate and you plug or "cork" their anus with your penis to stop the flow of feces.
"I was with this girl last night and I didn't expect it to become a corking session."
by Corkpro June 10, 2023
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Corking

The act of closing off your cornhole with a cork in fear of a butt pirate pillaging your cornhole. It results in causing you to walk like something is stuck up your butt. It can be mistaken for a pole.
I think that guys been corking, he's walking funny.
by Mr. Homophobia July 6, 2023
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Choking down a birthday donut

Giving your lover a rimjob, after a night out when you'd rather do anything else
Mavis was choking down a birthday donut after a wine and cheese night.
by Viggø September 14, 2023
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