Iranian alarm clock

A term usually associated with Muslim terrorists who tend to blow themselves up & preceds events.

We were all at the mall when I saw an Iranian alarm clock walk by so we left before it went off.

by Breakfast Imam August 7, 2019

Clock it

A term used for expression in a positive /negative way

That bitch hit my car , but guess what.. I got it fixed ! Clock it bitch

by Jadawaydaaa February 12, 2025

shawshank alarm clock

The Shawshank alarm clock is the act of waking up someone with hardcore anal

Friend: Why are there scratches all over your arms?
Me: I did the Shawshank alarm clock on my girlfriend today

by 3scort August 6, 2019

Clocked

Used when someone has undeniably won something. This something is usually limited to a few things, such as arguments.

For example, when you're having an argument and you undeniably have beaten the other person in the debate you would say "I clocked that bitch"

by luckuso January 12, 2025

Clocks 2.0

Ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time
Do hungry time-travellers ever go back four seconds
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.
I was going to grow some herbs but I couldn't find the thyme...
They're finally making a movie called clocks. It's about time.
What do you call a story that one clock tells to another? Second hand information.
We call our dog Rolex, since he’s a watchdog.
What happens when you annoy a clock? It gets ticked off.
What did the robber say to the clock? Hands up!
Why did the man sit on his clock? He wanted to be on time.
If I wanted to have the time of my life, I would work in a clock shop.
I can't believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in...
Why didn’t the clock work? It needed a hand.

Lol idk ‘Clocks 2.0’

by Ding Dong Ching Chong November 27, 2019

Prof a clock

Prof a clock is a saying normally used as a sign of distress, if nothing else can be said it helps people understand the situation. It can also be used to describe an intense emotion. Happy, sad, stressed. All can work depending on the vibe.

My money hasn’t gone in! Prof A clock!

Prof a clock this bitch keeps texting me!
Pppprrrof a clock I’m so pissed of rn!

by Chesca x September 23, 2025

On the clock

Countdown until he/she is cut off or countdown for keeping in contact

You on the clock! She keep playing ima put her on the clock!

by Slangk!lla June 6, 2022