Chav

A chav is a subpecies of human whomst only drinks Smirnoff ice and smokes weed and meth he/she will most likely wear a Adidas tracksuit and Nike huaraches with a cap possibly designer if their money hasn’t been spent on meth

Ayo blud that mans a chav Yano

I kno G I see him about still

Where he situated tho

Idk blud think on tha street cuz he got no money

by Skengmandoc July 13, 2019

Chav 2022

I am so glad not to have grown up like a chav in 2022

*Chav 2022* Young individuals around the ages of 6-35. Absolutely useless bastards who dress up in fake black branded clothing acting "hard" they are typically found in the united kingdom everywhere you go from the times around 6pm-2am since their social status is very low. They come out at these times to find a "mate" around 3 years younger than them. You are best of to keep away from these as they can be dangerous as well as contiguous with many diseases similar to rodents. They are also very territorial and make sure to keep a good grip on your items as they tend to target normal people for their valuables it is very important to keep note that if you have a good mountain bike they will say to their fellow chav "yo fed dat bike bro" the word "fed" is a slang word for "steal" . "Chavs" also go by the names as "mandem" mandem is the slang word for the male chav, "gyaldem" is also slang for the female type of chav. One good thing to note is even though they look tough, you are way above in society than they are even if you are homeless.

by IReallyHateChavs October 31, 2022

chav

A self-satisfied lowly dick/wanker face whose sole purpose in life is to cause chaos. In Northern England, this word is used commonly as an insult.

After repeatedly impersonating women over the phone in order to scare others, Ryan was dubbed the local 'chav' of the greater Seattle area...

by outhereforasec December 1, 2019

Chav

Can be an absolute slag or an absolute druggie neither are good avoid these people at all costs

Oh my gosh that girl over there is chav

by NI Rants November 3, 2019

Chav Strands

The name given to the stereotypical male chav hair fringe due to its sparse nature covering a big forehead.

Kieran took off his Burberry cap and carefully re-arranged his blonde chav strands with his bony tattooed hands.

by IAIN_D October 16, 2020

Chav

A horrifying species who reside in Britain. Often to be found in their main habitat- outside MacDonalds or in school spraying their Victoria's secret spray and choking half the class. To this day they have not learned how to apply makeup properly and can often be found wearing almost a whole bottle of bronzer. They also seem to think slug eyebrows look good. To summarise, if you are ever unfortunate enough to meet one, good luck and R.I.P

1. "Mate you know Sarah? She's such a chav. I'm scared to go near her cuz she might slap me with that messy bun of hers"
2. I'm scared I might get infected with the chav disease. Chav-itis is almost as bad as Corona Virus

by JOE_DAD February 28, 2020

comcast chav

annoying but nice Comcast guy that comes to your house to fix your tv. making you feel uncomfortable and akward because he's invading your privacy, and dressed like he thinks he's Justin Timberlake in his olden days. (chav attire)
walks out the door saying "have a good one sir"

me- "is sir annoying leaving?"
dad- "what do you mean?"
me- "the comcast guy is kind of making me feel akward. is he leaving?"
dad- "no, he's gonna try to fix the tv"
me- "oh, that's annoying..."

*walks away, thinks to self, what a comcast chav*

by Angie12banjo December 4, 2010