fuck me gently with a chainsaw

basically, "i don't give a fuck"

"it's just heather, why can't we talk to different kinds of people?"

"fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do i look like mother teresa? if i did, i probably wouldn't mind talking to the geek squad"

by heathersssssss April 19, 2010

Chainshipping

Yet another obsessive fangirl base. Chainshipping is the nickname given to (usually) teenage girls who have watched the film Saw and feel that Adam and Lawrence should be lovers. They have infected most fanfic/message boards for the Saw films with their smut. However, they are one of the better yaoi enthusiasts, since they don't seem to force their opinion on others.

You can always tell which ones are into chainshipping, 16, female and Leigh Whannell obsessed.

by toee May 11, 2006

emo chair

The chair in any seating area that is somehow removed from the main area, with other chairs and couches, so whoever sits in it appears to be emo. Can also be a bean bag or pillow. Often placed in a corner.

"Joe, there's an empty spot here on the couch -- get out of the emo chair and come be social."

by Shannon L.W. January 14, 2008

Swivel Chair Patrol

Another name for the Civil Air Patrol. While this name may sound like we don't do much, we actually do alot. The swivel chair just helps us do it in the quickest possible way.

Cadet: Why are we call the Swivel Chair Patrol?

Senior Member: Because we do more than the Boy Scouts and JROTC combined.

by CadetKid November 19, 2009

chainsaw butt

Someone who repeatedly and extremely rips ass in public places. The word came about when women in the 1920's used to get bad gas after eating vegetarian chili. It sounded like a chainsaw and therefore they were givin the name "chainsaw butt"

Dayum Keesha, Lay of the chili, you're such a chainsaw butt!

by N-Gizzle the original hotboi January 9, 2005

chair pusher

A school worker that gets paid $3.25 an hour and is proud that they push in chairs for a living.

1. BeOtrice shlipped me in the head with her ass when she waddled by to push in the chairs at my table.
2. Suzy don't be a BeOtrice and stop pushing in the chairs, thats her job!!
3. I'm not pushing in my chair, thats the chair nazi's job.

by Kaylabrandonalicia September 7, 2005

Capizzi Chair

A special chair, first used by a teacher in Philly, that has three walls around it blocking the occupants view.

The only downside that it sometimes causes other students to have to suffer through the whining of the child occupying the chair, or even the possibility of the child attempting to move to neighboring desks.

The prefix "Capizzi" can also be used to describe any device used for student punishment.
Example: Capizzi Gun, Capizzi Grenade, Capizzi knife

"Steve was bein a real ass, so Farber moved him back to his Capizzi Chair"

"Don't start or i'll make you sit in the Capizzi Chair"

by Rap12G May 9, 2005