Call of Doody

When you're on a mission to take a shit so big it could be considered a WMD.

"Hang on guys, I'm just gonna leave the lobby for a couple minutes, I'm feeling the Call of Doody, if you know what I'm saying"

by homieijustfuckedyomomma March 30, 2015

Call the Midwife

A BBC period drama series about a group of nurse midwives working in the East End of London in the 1950s and 1960s

I'm chillin out and next thing I know, somebody's screaming in agony in the other room. I walk over to see what's up and I say to my lady friend "Hey! Its that show where somebody's giving birth every 5 minutes" . She says "Yup! I'm watching Call the Midwife again"

by you_say_what_now? March 4, 2016

california pizza roll

While giving anal outdoors in the summer, you donkey punch her so hard, she spews liquid shit everywhere, resembling an exploded pizza roll.

Ayo girl, want a california pizza roll?

by BabyWhiteSeal May 10, 2016

Calhones

Balls. Testicles. Nuts. The spherical jaunts under your dick. Used when someone's trippin.

Bro you're trippin calhones right now, are you good?

by OG Squad Defines November 14, 2016

callisa

A beautiful female who is strong and empowered, she is smart and trustworthy. The definition of beauty. Makes any room light up just from her smile. She is simple.

You should date a callisa

by Beautifulwind March 13, 2017

Caliginous

1. Dark, misty and gloomy.

2. In Homestuck, the quadrant of love represented by a spade that stands for hate love
When a pair of adversaries delve into this quadrant, they become each other's KISMESIS. As one of the concupiscent quadrants, it plays a role in procreation as well. There is no particularly good human translation for this concept. The closest would be an especially potent arch-rivalry.

1. The room had a very caliginous aura to it

2. Our relationship is very caliginous, I would call her my kismesis.
2b. "I hate you" "I hate you too" *passionate making out*

by cancerousScorpion February 19, 2017

California Slave Ships

A slang description of the fleet of more than 30 prisons in California who stockpile felons instead of rehabilitate them.

Those California Slave Ships have been my husband’s second home since he was a very young man.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 12, 2019