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Iron butthole

An iron butthole is in reference to a tight butthole in which one can withstand a through ramming and bounce back like nothing ever happened.
“It’s colder than an iron butthole in here Lindsey!”

“Yo I just fucked the shit out of this girl, she got that iron butthole.”
by OC2594LIFE December 3, 2020
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Battered Butthole

When a girl let's a guy stick his penis in batter then in her anus
by Daddy36912 November 17, 2021
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National Send Boyfriend Butthole Pic Day

October 7 is National Send Boyfriend Butthole Pic Day
"Hey bro! Tell your girlfriend it's National Send Boyfriend Butthole Pic Day today!
by lemonke69 October 6, 2021
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Phantom Butthole

When you lose your butthole or it falls off and you forget that you don’t have a butthole anymore and try to poop but nothing happens.
I went to take a poop and forgot I have phantom butthole.
by Fartman696969 October 28, 2021
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Buttholeism

The philosophy and mindset of being a butthole (also known as meany pants). To be or not to be is the question. But if you find yourself pondering this question, you probably are enacting the idea of of buttholism.
What is your problem Jerry?

"I'm sorry I'm just trying to practice buttholeism, so later I can show my wife."
by Buttholeism September 7, 2021
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Butthole Sauce

The liquidity substance that pours/leaks out of anal cavity during and after one has received multiple anal cream-pies. Usually a combination of blood and semen, with the consistency of Siracha-ketchup.
Girl: Ugh, after last night’s rendezvous with all the guys, I’ve been leaking butthole sauce all morning!
by Krispykris September 13, 2021
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Butthole after Taco Bell

MY BUTTHOLE AFTER TACO BELL IS ON FIRE!
IT’S FUCKING BURNING! FIRE IS SPEWING OUT OF MY ASSHOLE LIKE A FLAMETHROWER!
SOMEBODY HELP!
by Pelasehalpmeh September 19, 2021
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