Butthole blisters

The aftermath of unlubed dry rough anal sex

Steve gave me butthole blisters last night.

by I'd disowned now March 8, 2017

Butthole Surfer

A Butthole Surfer is that one guy at the beach who always exaggerates about how big the swells were last weekend, even though they were only 4 feet and still proved a challenge for him.

Dude, Dave was being such a Butthole Surfer. He was bluffing about how there were 25 foot swells, but they were only like, 6 feet man.

by taper123 April 25, 2017

flacid butthole

A long floopy blood filled dong in the butthole of someone else

i received a flacid butthole from Jeff last night

by flacidbutthole June 1, 2016

Butthole Surfer

1. One who jumps from parter to partner to partake in casual anal sex.

2. An American rock band that plays alternative punk music. (1981-Present)

"You're such a butthole surfer. I saw you take it up the butt again"

by Sputnik the Traveler May 4, 2016

butthole price

The price of a good or service that is equivalent to being forcefully raped in the ass because you could have paid a lot less else where.

I don't shop at dealerships, because they charge butthole prices.

by Wougits & Wisc May 8, 2016

Cancer in butthole

In a nutshell its League of Legends, You just open a game and everyone starts fucking you in your butthole.

Cancer in butthole is my life

by WIlliam Shakesword January 21, 2018

butthole cup

If you hit the middle cup in your first shot in beer pong and have to take your pants off

"You hit butthole cup"

by beerpongexpert February 1, 2018