by DalVlodan January 14, 2018

My glutes are sooo big & my crack sooo deep from deadlifts that in the shower i can't reach my butthole to clean it.
by asystole June 28, 2025

(To the tune of Macho Man by the Village People)
BUTTHOLE BUTTHOLE MAN! IM GONNA FILL, YA BUTTHOLE MAN!
BUTTHOLE BUTTHOLE MAN! IM GONNA FILL, YA BUTTHOLE MAN!
Man 1: I’m looking for a strapping bloke to stimulate my prostate this evening….
Man 2: Well brother, I think we can make some magic happen, because I’m a BUTTHOLE BUTTHOLE MAN! I’ll FUCK N’ FILL, YA BUTTHOLE MAN!
Man 2: Well brother, I think we can make some magic happen, because I’m a BUTTHOLE BUTTHOLE MAN! I’ll FUCK N’ FILL, YA BUTTHOLE MAN!
by Treywinmag November 7, 2023

and toilet paper gets stuck up your ass with a shit attached to it then it gets sucked up so toilet paper and shit is up your ass
by mommymaddie September 15, 2022

by MileHighHose August 6, 2019
