continental breakfast 

Two eggs and a sausage in the mouth all at the same time.

I did not think she could have done it but some how she managed to give me the continental breakfast.

continental breakfast by NastyBrett January 27, 2004

Second Breakfast 

To perform oral sex in the morning, before lunch but after breakfast

Man, when I spent the night at his house, he made me an omlette, and then later he had second breakfast if ya know what I mean

Second Breakfast by bundleofsticks July 17, 2014

morning breakfast 

A hot steamy pan of dookie pie, usually served in bed, restrained.

"Good morning honey, what's for break-oh the hell's that smell?"
"Hold on honey! *brrrp* Umph! *frapapapapapa* Ahhh. Here you go sweetie, morning breakfast"
"Oh what the Bolshevik!"

morning breakfast by Suijen September 26, 2005

Dirty Chewbacca with a Portuguese breakfast 

When a male/Female grows his/her pubic care extra long and his/her partner barfs on his pubic care. Then they must perform oral sex to the persons pubic care who has been barfed on. That is the Dirty Chewbacca. Then you crack an egg in persons ass who did not get the Dirty Chewbacca and fuck them in the ass with your Pubic Care covered in barf and finish inside them. Then he/she must poop out the egg and semen into the a pan to cook. Enjoy

"Awww that Dirty Chewbacca with a Portuguese breakfast was tasty!"

Dirty Chewbacca with a Portuguese breakfast by Pantera69138 January 12, 2010

instant breakfast

A blow-job first thing in the morning.

I woke up this morning and gave my girlfriend an instant breakfast.

instant breakfast by nahead24 January 23, 2010

Floridian Breakfast 

The typical breakfast of your average inhabitant of the state of Florida. Usually consisting of a combination marijuana/tobacco joint or cigarette and a glass of Florida Orange Juice.

Ain't nothing better than a Floridian breakfast after a hard night of partyin' doe.

Floridian Breakfast by Raschkor April 1, 2012

English Breakfast

When a British girl gives you a blowjob --- she sucks your sausage and beans (cock and balls).

"That burd Moira gave me an English breakfast"
"She made you breakfast in bed?"
"No, ya wanker! She sucked my willy!"

English Breakfast by LVW October 6, 2019