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True Blood

1. HBO series written by Alan ball - based on the sookie stack house / southern vampire series by Charlaine Harris.

(airs sundays at 9m)

2. Synthetic bottled blood manufactured by Japan which allowed vampires to "come out of the coffin" and mainstream into society by enabling them to exist / feed without being a threat to humans. "True Blood" is the most popular brand. (premise for books and show)
1. "True Blood is the best series on television."

2." The vampire sat down at the bar and ordered a bottle of O+ true blood."
by fangtasia June 17, 2010
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blood chog

simultaneously defecating and vomiting with sufficient amount of blood involved, either in the vomit, stool, or both.
Hey Sean how was the flight?
Dude I just fucking blood chogged all over that plane... It was terrible.

That girl blood chogged so hard last night!

Dan is being a dick dude, he's a blood chog
by keogh4pres April 26, 2011
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Blood Martini

Slang for glass of red wine served in a martini glass . Synonym used by individuals (usually sophisticated people that don't drink hard liquor) when ordering red wine.
"Excuse me Miss, can you please bring me a Blood Martini and my partner a Chocolate Martini?"
by Mr M Stocco May 29, 2013
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Swede Blood

A mixed drink featuring Svedka and red mixer that combines the alcohol's country of origin with the color of the drink (anything from Mountain Dew:Code Red to Hawaiian Punch will do as mixer as long as it is clearly red)
(Person 1) We're drinking Swede Blood tonight!

(Person 2) We're drinking the blood of a man from Sweden?

(Person 1) Nah, it's a drink man!
by SwagySwagySwag May 1, 2014
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Tree Blood

Alternate word for 100% pure Maple syrup!
Yo make me some pancakes i am dying to pour some tree blood all over them bad boys!
by RyoHazukisan January 29, 2015
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Blood Booger

A blood booger is when someone pulls a booger that is covered in blood out of his or her nostril and can feel it slide against his or her esophagus. After a nose bleed, one has a chance to get a blood booger.
Bitch: That mother fucker just pulled a huge ass blood booger!
Jihadi John: Damn right!
by WolfWeed II of the Anus September 30, 2016
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blood puddling

When your beautiful wife sits on your face while she's on her period so you can eat her ass, while her thick blood trickles down on you.
Gonna go blood puddling with Tiffany
by Mr. Becker December 22, 2016
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