yung banditos

a group of dudes who are the steeziest motherfuckers alive. motto: Roll doobies and suck boobies

"yo you see those yung banditos? they just made me cream my pants"

by poopers69 March 29, 2018

sussy bakita

a small sussy baka

wow thats a sussy bakita

by THiSFEELSIRONIC May 29, 2021

jv bandit

#11 (scrotum) on the montoursville jv football team -2023

him: Yo i'm finna get drip for this game.
varsity: Bro your a jv bandit

by BigMikesBalls October 21, 2023

fanny bandit

someone who is excessively obsessed with asses and or fannies henceforth chases and steals them at random

those damned fanny bandits almost got my ass pussy again!

by tyler gross October 25, 2008

Time Bandit

A time bandit is the one friend who extends the night by any means necessary. A time bandit will be the person to say "just one more" and to buy another round when you are looking for your coat. The time bandit will say it's early: "Come on stay another hour -- it's early -- you'll still be able to get forty-five minutes of sleep tonight." The time bandit will purposely underestimate the time it takes to get home: "Don't worry you can grab a cab and get out to the Hamptons in thirty minutes" The time bandit will go as far as to use sex to keep you out -- Don't leave I was just about to kiss you."

Melanie is a time bandit. For her "grabbing a quick one after work" means letting her friends get home before its light the next morning. I went to lunch with Melanie and got home a week later.

by tiredguy December 30, 2009

Banking

The act of depositing drugs into your anus to get high quicker.

Last night i was banking xanax and blacked out and stole a cop car. Hold on guys i have to stop and make a deposit at the bank. I'm going for the bank shot.

by MOTEC September 16, 2011

bmx bandits

a group of hood rats who cause trouble on their bikes in the inner suburbs

josh and mike and the rest of the bmx bandits watched as they burnt down old man petersons dog kennel

by Andygeekie August 15, 2008