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Bang-goater 

1. Early Renaissance two-legged beast with a tail attached to one leg. It has a large grinning face with hair sprouting mysteriously from different places on its head. It lacks a stomachal region, instead has a body directly attached to its head (neckless).

2. A man with grey hair who has sex with another man. He places his penis on the tail bone of the other man, making the appearance of a tail.
1. Delinquent: I'm sorry I forgot my homework today
Teacher: What ever has happened to it?
Delinquent: My bang-goater ate my homework

2. Dude, I rented some porn last night and there was a big bang-goater scene in it. It was so awesome I popped like 16 boners.
Bang-goater by Scrotumus May 9, 2008
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bang out 

Usually chanted by marching band/football team. Means "go hard" or "work hard".
"What team?" Everyone else: "BANG OUT!"
bang out by FBTrainer September 20, 2012
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Bang Slam 

The act of insulting your sexual partner after having sex with them. Commonly known as the Bang Slam.
After a nice romantic sex fest, Joe told his girlfriend she has a vagene like a wizard's sleeve. The worst "Bang Slam" possible.
Bang Slam by The Dieter 67 April 14, 2014

bang a movie 

Let's go bang a movie.
bang a movie by C Worwick September 28, 2007
bang is sex. sess is short for session. bang sess is the act of having sex. it is a session of sex, no matter the length of time.
can we have a bang sess?
lets have a bang sess.
i jus had a bang sess.
bang sess by session January 22, 2008

bang a left 

Used while giving driving directions. Substitute "left" for the direction that you want to "bang" or turn.
Yo, bang a left! See that light ahead? Bang a left there.
bang a left by Joe February 1, 2004

Bang My Wood 

To 'bang your wood' is to mastarbate.
1. Used by teenage boys when sharing stories about mastarbating, with out having to use the word 'mastarbate' 'cos they think its funny. (They need to get a fucking life!)
2. Also used by dirty old men when talking to young women.
1. "Guess what i did last night, BANGED MY WOOD!!!!!!!!"
2. "Do you want to bang my wood young lady!?"
Bang My Wood by Chris Clark May 13, 2005