Bovarian Balloon

This is the act of jizzing inside of a condom during sexual intercourse, pulling out, blowing up the condom like a balloon (with the cum still inside of the condom) and popping it in front of the girl's face

Man 1: Yo! I heard about what you did last night! Did you really give that chick a Bovarian Balloon?!
Man 2: You heard right, dawg! Jizz went everywhere. So much better than a facial.

by All Hail King Mathyall December 17, 2014

Balloon knot

A tiny stink hole that looks like a tied up balloon knotted up nicely.

Angela asked her doctor if it was safe for her boyfriend rod to bust open her sphincter. Angela’s doctor replied, “Your balloon knot is tied tighter than a Boy Scout knot but that it would take a lot of lube to bust that knot wide open.

by Doctor cherry popper June 12, 2020

Rage against the balloon

The act of loudly protesting or rebelling against perceived injustice in a way that’s performative, ineffectual, or symbolic at best — like punching a balloon: dramatic, but ultimately harmless and without impact.

He posts angry rants on TikTok every day thinking he’s starting a revolution. Classic rage against the balloon.
It's all rage against the balloon until someone actually organizes and votes.

by Halak Qz April 1, 2025

forbidden ocean balloon

a slang term for the float part of a Portuguese man of war.

don’t touch the forbidden ocean balloon

by why are russian girls so cute August 31, 2025

Yellow Balloon

When you piss into a balloon and throw it at somebody

I threw a yellow balloon at that kid

by Michael the nub June 14, 2018

Throwing darts on balloons

To throw a dart on a balloon is to dismantle something into more understandable fragments of the whole, or it is used as an expression to declare that someone or something is undertaking something else

The matrix throws darts on balloons such as identity and reality

The word "Throwing darts on balloons" is defined as follows: To undertake something and explain or challenge the views on this subject

by adis_lama December 17, 2019

Blood balloon

A dick. A dick is basically all blood.

I’m gonna give Cindy my blood balloon if she keeps wearing that dress

by PseudoNympho666 December 26, 2018