Bacon chocolate 

Also called Chocolate bacon, gods gifts to earth and almighty. It is What makes the world go round. Two of the best things on earth. Anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong and should only be forced to eat tofu for the rest of their lifeS

I love me some bacon chocolate every day of the week

Bacon chocolate by I'mwatchingmonsterfish September 30, 2016

Bacon and eggs 

Another way to say bae

Hey bacon and eggs!

Bacon and eggs by Softballbihhh December 18, 2016

Bacon festa 

Is a bender who ain't no thug cuz he a hoe ass bitch

U r a dumb bacon festa u

Bacon festa by Bearbums January 30, 2017

bacon smart 

When you're so intelligent to understand that bacon is king and is the best thing in the world. Bacon is so amazing, that it gives people genius ideas and the drive to do whatever they want. Bacon makes you smarter in every way possible.

That guy just bought 500 pounds of meat , cheese and bacon at the store for his party. He is making giant bacon cheeseburgers with it. That's bacon smart.

bacon smart by nitoxys February 16, 2017

bacon lovesock 

A love sock, a sock used for masturbation, lined with bacon to replicate the feeling of anal sex.

Joe, "When a love sock just isn't cutting it, bacon always makes it better. "
Bob, "a bacon lovesock is the best dude!! "

bacon lovesock by Bobbit 69 dude. April 4, 2017

bacon boner 

An erection or sense of arousal caused by the sight, smell, or taste of bacon. Also, an erection or sense of arousal caused by the sound of bacon sizzling, often leading to confusion over the term pansexual.

"It's just a bacon boner, everyone gets them."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."

bacon boner by JADrI April 26, 2017

Bacon Hole 

When you use a pipe cleaner to twist your dick into a curly pig tail and then proceed to turn her butt into a bacon hole.

I made her squeal like a pig when I got my curly dick into her bacon hole!

Bacon Hole by AbominableBoMan May 22, 2017